British and proud? Put The Sun down for a minute mate...
Same old shit, different year.
We all know one, here's how to handle them.
Booze is making you fat.
You can thank us later.
Oh, god. Not NYE again.
Cats or dogs? Cats or dogs? Let's allow the dogs to have their day, shall we?
Let's get fucking merry.
The bible: violent, sexist, racist, warmongering torture... and love, of course.
It's a bloody, messy, process.
I want to be a cat when I'm reincarnated.
Is it right or wrong?
Religion will never totally die away. But it fucking well should.
So how exactly do "Once" get their matches so perfect? We got some insider deets.
Can you class yourself as an adult yet? I sure as shit can't.
Come on boys, let's take the power back.
It's always best to forge ahead and get things done... actually fuck that, that's bullshit. Sometimes it's fine to fuck it off.
Here's a check list to see if you're about to get dumped.
Cheer up m8.
Bus driver's are only miserable bastards because we made them so.
"Eat Fresh" - fuck off.
We think so.
No job, no money, no home. What could possibly be good about that?
Didn't see this one coming, did you.
A lot of people think salads are the best. But they are very wrong indeed.
Some sh*t about some sh*t places you probably don't know sh*t about.
There are two types of girl on Halloween...
Could these two massively anti-social oddities in fact be one and the same person?
Nature is full of wonder, but nothing's perfect, and here are some massive imperfections.