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The Sick Chirpse Guide To Wiping ISIS Off The Face Of The Earth

You can thank us later.

Just recently I wrote a post that puts the blame for ISIS’ birth squarely at the feet of the Americans. It’s not even up for debate. America laid a massive turd and forced us all to roll around in whilst they stood back and lit a cigar. Cheers.

At the end of the day, though, finding out who’s to blame won’t get rid of the friggers. We can point and shout as much as we like, but ISIS are here and they aren’t showing any signs of slowly backing away.

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Plenty of people’s answer to the question in the title will be something like “KILL THEM ALL” or “BOMB THEM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH”. In fact, I’m sure there will be plenty of similar things written in the FB comments section below this article. They will mostly be written by people who haven’t actually read this article, and, more than likely, they are stupid, selfish retards who have either forgotten to think for themselves, or never learned how to in the first place.

America tried bombing the baddies before and that’s how we got there. You don’t put out a house fire with a flame thrower. And, any way, ISIS’ head office is nestled among the guiltless humans. Amongst the goodies. If we bomb them, we kill 1000’s of innocents whose relatives will then hold a massive grudge against America… the cycle continues. Well done.

Now, I’m not a political genius, so I’m not expecting you to take on any of my ideas. That would be silly. I had a look through a variety of news outlets and the like to see what they had to offer.

Before we get too serious, let’s listen to a stupid old maniac with no idea what’s going on in the world:

Donald Trump

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This is what the Trumpster told Fox News in June 2015:

I say that you can defeat ISIS by taking their wealth. Take back the oil. Once you go over and take back that oil, they have nothing. You bomb the hell out of them, and then you encircle it, and then you go in.

And you let Mobil go in, and you let our great oil companies go in. Once you take that oil, they have nothing left. I would hit them so hard. I would find you a proper general, I would find the Patton or MacArthur. I would hit them so hard your head would spin.

Brilliant tactics. “Our great oil companies” LOL! And this from September 2015:

“Let Syria and ISIS fight. Why do we care?”

I think that really shows his caring and sharing side, doesn’t it? Twat.

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