Kids Get Fucked Over
A lot of people think that Christmas is for the kids, but it’s clearly for the adults. Sure, we lie to them about flying horned mammals and fat guys in the chimney but they don’t get fuck all compared to the adults.
Kids, at any other time of the year, get exactly what they want, they are selfish little shits, and Christmas is great for getting your own back. Look:
Ha. Father Christmas isn’t real, they hate Brussels sprouts and all of their adult friends are drunk. Ha.
