Jamie Oliver Is Not To Be Trusted
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Don’t get me wrong, I think the school dinners shit that Jamie Oliver did was a good call; I fully agree with his war on refined sugar too. But don’t be fooled, behind his “charming” boyish exterior lies a throbbing, jet black heart. There is an evil streak a mile wide in that boy.
Over the past decade he has been slowly edging salads back into people’s lives. Before Oliver’s time, a salad was solely the domain of females, and only those females racked in the throes of a diet. Now, many women, as part of a normal day, will choose a salad; even men are considering eating salads nowadays.
You could argue that just because Jamie Oliver thinks something’s a good idea, doesn’t mean it’s necessarily evil. But you’d be wrong. Why don’t you think he introduces salads to schools? Hmmm? He knows they’re evil and can’t bear to hurt the kids. Oliver is only after adult blood. He is a Satanist and a Mormon and also a Scientologist, Mason, 7th Day Adventist and a Catholic Priest.
Be wary of him.
