4) Mate Blocking
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Everyone’s got a friend that their other half doesn’t like. He’s normally called Dave. He’s the one that says “cunt” too often and whenever you return from his house you’re absolutely boxed out of your mind.
It’s OK for girls to dislike some of your friends, let’s be fair, you dislike some of your friends. But the important thing is that you’re allowed to see them. How dare she fucking tell you you can’t visit a guy who once saved you from a beating at primary school and who’s made you laugh more times than she ever will?
No. You get to decide your mates. If she flange blocks any of them you have full permission to tell her to “frig off” and get her own friends. Then slam the door dramatically behind you.
