5 Ways To Tell You Are Under The Thumb

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3) Clothing Decisions

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If your girlfriend chooses all of your clothing for you there’s no need to read on. You’re defo under the thumb. If, however, your girlfriend has only just started choosing items for you to wear, or forcing you to replace your favourite items: alarm bells should be ringing my friend.

It’s OK to fight back, it’s your body damn it. If you like wearing that T-shirt, wear that fucking T-shirt, grow some balls man. That’s you favourite T-shirt goddammit.

If she’s trying to get you into some V-necked shit and some poncie fashion boots, kick her to the kerb. YOU ARE NOT A SEXUAL ITEM. YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING.

Jesus. Wear what you like dude. Dinosaur onesie. Whatever. Break out!

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