Salad Is Ridiculously Annoying To Eat
Limp leaves drenched in vinegar and oil are probably the hardest thing to get into your mouth without looking like a goon. Droopy leaves do not easily succumb to the force of a fork either. You have a roughly 800% chance of ruining your shirt and tie each and every time you eat a salad.
In adverts, people eating salads look like the lady above and this lady here:
But in reality, it’s more like this:
Do not allow salads to get one over on you, choose a steak, or a pie, something that you can carve with a knife and fork and lift to your mouth without incurring a huge dry cleaning bill. Or, wear a bib, the choice is your.