2) Don’t Offend God!
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Have you noticed that Christians and Muslims get very offended at strange things? A good example is the Charlie Hebdo cartoon shit.
The religious zealots got very pissed off that someone was offending their god. But, wait a minute, if your god really is all powerful, as you claim he is, surely he can punish us himself if he wanted? He flooded us all before didn’t he? Why doesn’t he just do that again?
I’ll tell you why – he doesn’t exist. He has done literally fuck all, ever. Surely he’s capable of it? HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE but he can’t put the smack down on a cartoonist without help from the beardy mob? Come on.
