If You’re Complaining About Christmas TV Adverts You’re A Massive Boring Twat

Dim Lighting / Copious Booze / Mistletoe / Office Parties

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None of these things are particularly great on their own, but they do mean that your chances of getting a snog are increased by roughly 870%. If you can’t get some action during the festive season you may as well chop it off.