Could You Solve A Rubiks Cube While Juggling?
Ravi Fernando is an uber-Lord of the Rubik’s cube – solving it whilst juggling. But why the frig do we like doing puzzles at all? They’re pointless surely?
NEWS
The Dog Whisperer Tried To Kill Himself
The Dog Whisperer Cesar Milan has had a rubbish few years. He explains how he almost took his own life and how man’s best friend helped him turn it all around, again.
Cloud Atlas Receives UK Release, Finally – Go See It
It’s sci-fi, it’s fantasy, it’s period drama, it’s romance, it’s action, it’s gritty espionage, it’s comedy, it’s cinema.
Video Of South African Man Dragged By Police Van
Think UK traffic wardens are bad? This guy in South Africa got dragged to prison while tied to the back of a police van, and was then beaten to death in his cell.
Rodman For World’s Biggest Peace?
The flamboyant, towering, technicolour giant that is Dennis Rodman is the most unlikely face you can think of for a diplomat but the U.S. have disregarded that and sent him over to North Korea anyway.
The NME’s Awards Bash Was About As Alternative As A Cabbage
According to a depressing turn of events earlier this week, the best live band in the country has a collective age of 245. It gets worse.
Canadian Politicians Discuss Zombie Invasion
Canadians have close to no problems; so much so that in the Houses Of Parliament they discuss the possibility of a ZOMBIE INVASION. They have ticked every thing off their list and all that’s left is zombies.
Australian Billionaire Decides To Build Titanic II
Almost 100 years after the original Titanic sank, an Australian billionaire has revealed plans to build an exact replica called Titanic II and sail it from Southampton to New York. But will it meet the same fate? And a better question, why the hell is he even bothering to do this?
Bring Me The Head Of Seth MacFarlane
It seems that Seth MacFarlane really rubbed a lot of people the wrong way with a bunch of his childish and sexist jokes at this year’s Oscars ceremony but really everyone just needs to get a grip and stop getting so angry about it. Here’s why.
Forget Horse – This Guy Found A Whole Bird In His Tesco Salad
You may think you’re hard done by because you got tricked into eating something really similar to what you thought you were eating, but this guy has it worse.
Cheryl Cole Gets A Terrible New Tattoo
Celebrities are notorious for getting some of the shittest tattoos in history. Cheryl Cole has just joined the club with her worst tattoo ever.
Ben Fogle Took Acid And Tripped His Balls Off
I’ve only done acid once but I definitely didn’t want to jump out of the nearest window or act out a scene from Monty Python. Fortunately for us, that’s exactly what Ben Fogle did so now we can all laugh at him about it.
Crown Prosecution Service Demands Written Witness Statement From Dog, Dog Obliges
The CPS are responsible for making sure that bad guys go to jail. A witness to a recent crime was asked to provide a written statement, only problem being that the witness was a dog. But that wasn’t going to stop the CPS.
Camover: The Fight Against Surveillance
Civil Unrest has broken out in Germany in the form of a ‘reality-game’ called Camover. People are smashing shit all over the place.
Peruvian Shaman Hides US Teen After He Dies Taking Ayahuasca
Thrill seeking teen dies at an ayahuasca retreat, and is secretly buried by a shaman.
Kill The Noise – Disturbing Plasticine Violence
I don’t think I’ve been disturbed by plasticine before?…… This video craftily mixes Morph and Cannibal Corpse, to brutal effect.
Mr Mullet Gets 15 Years In Prison For Beard Cutting Attacks
They hated fun so much, that some of them took it upon themselves to break into the homes of their funkier Amish brothers and forcibly cut their hair and beards, in a series of bizarre attacks in 2010.
Meteor Slams Into Russia
If you told me that I’d wake up today to news that a huge meteorite had slammed into Russia and there were a bunch of awesome videos of it, I would probably have said you were crazy. But it happened.
Oscar Pistorius Shoots His Girlfriend Dead
Oscar Pistorius redefines the concept behind Valentine’s Day by shooting his girlfriend in the head.
Black Flag New Album And Reunion – Why?
Another band has reunited for a series of gigs and even a new album. However this time there are two incarnations of Black Flag reforming, but why? No Henry Rollins in sight either.
88 Piece Girl Band Member Shaves Her Head
AKB48 are an all girl Japanese pop band. One member shaved her head out of shame recently. Only in Japan.
It’s Pancake Day And Savoury Is The Way Forward
It’s Pancake Day 2013 and the streets are running wild. Savoury or sweet? Oh Darling, it’s all about the savoury.
Charlie Brooker Through The Looking-Glass
Charlie Brooker takes us through the Looking-Glass once again with Black Mirror and cynicizes the weeks events with Weekly Wipe.
The Pope Has Left The Building
So the Pope has officially resigned for the first time in nearly 600 years. Is there a hidden agenda? Is the sacred shit about to hit the fan?And most importantly, What’s twitter saying about all of this?
North Korea: Where Dreams Come True
North Korea. Everyone who lives there will tell you it is indeed the greatest place on earth. It’s basically a giant Disneyland theme park, that you’re not allowed to leave. It’s so exclusive that few people, if any, are allowed tickets to go there.
Farewell To Music Legend/Crop Circle Enthusiast/Sweary Person Reg Presley
Sick Chirpse flies its flag at half mast as it pays homage to Troggs singer Reg Presley, who was great at writing catchy songs, investigating UFOs, and swearing at his bandmates.
Bill Murray Stops Bank Robber
What would you do if you bumped into Bill Murray while running from a crime scene? What any normal person would do, and what this one bank robber did in Tokyo, Japan last week. You stop and tell him how much you love him.
