Court Rules That Parents Are Not Allowed To Name Their Child Nutella
Crusty old judge trying to spoil their fun.
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Tom DeLonge Has Officially Quit Blink 182
Matt Skiba from (Alkaline Trio) is set to take Tom’s place.
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Sarah Palin’s Teleprompter Breaks During Live Speech; Ends Up Talking Complete Nonsense
Improvisation clearly isn’t her strong point.
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Multiple Sightings Of Slender Man Reported In Small Countryside Town
You might want to double check those doors are locked tonight.
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The WWE Took A Giant Crap All Over Its Fans Last Night For The 2nd Year In A Row
One of the most disgraceful nights in pro wrestling history.
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Guy Vows To Ruin Idiot Hipster’s Crowdfunded Dates By Playing His Accordion Over The Top Of Them
I’m not sure if this is even stupider than the original project or not.
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Brian Harvey Goes Nuts At Radio 1 After Singer Covers ‘Stay Another Day’ In Live Lounge
Another day, another Brian Harvey freak out.
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Hustler Magazine Sue Dan Bilzerian; But Also Inadvertently Call Him A God
Not sure how that works.
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Adrian Chiles Immediately Sacked As ITV’s Football Host
There is a God.
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George Lucas Has Nothing To Do With The New Star Wars Movie
Is this a good or bad thing?
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Uni Student Expelled For Setting Drunk Girl On Fire Then Filming As He Serenaded Her
Uni students are getting crazier.
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Sky Will Automatically Block Porn On All Of Its Broadband Networks In The Next Few Days
Might be time to switch networks.
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Fox Are In Talks To Bring Back The X-Files With Mulder And Scully
The truth is still out there.
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Read The Letter The FBI Sent Martin Luther King Blackmailing Him To Commit Suicide
Shocking to say the least.
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MI5 Releases Job Specification For New Spies
Would you make the cut?
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People Are Blaming Muslims For The End Of Page 3 Topless Models
Yeah, it’s nothing to do with the degradation of women or anything like that.
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The Sun Will No Longer Feature Page Three Models
Great news.
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ISIS Release New Raw Video Threatening To Kill Two Japanese Hostages Unless $200 Million Ransom Is Paid
They’ve got a 72 hour deadline before the two are executed.
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This Teenager Has Just Had The First Ever Dick Reduction (NSFW)
Yes, there are before and after photos you sickos.
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WATCH: Meet The Most Racist Man In America – Wild Bill
This guy is the absolute worst.
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The Arab World Is Furious With Miss Lebanon Because She Took A Selfie With Miss Israel At The Miss Universe Contest
Can’t we all just get along?
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WATCH: Fox News Issues Apology For Their Birmingham ‘Muslim-Only City’ Claim
Sort it out, Fox News.
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John McAfee Claims He Knows Who Hacked Sony
And it wasn’t North Korea…
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Pope Francis Is Left Speechless When Street Child Asks ‘Why God Allows Children To Suffer’
Religion doesn’t have all the answers it seems.
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North Korean Defectors Rape And Kill In China
Desperate North Korean infiltrates Chinese border and embarks on killing spree.
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Mother And Daughter Weigh Combined 43 Stone, Refuse To Work Or Diet And Receive £33K In Benefits
They’re refusing to diet or even try and get a job, naturally.
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