NEWS
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520This Woman Reckons That Drinking Urine Every Day Keeps Her Healthy
Yuck.
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475Robert Englund Is Going To Reprise His Role As Freddy Krueger
Trick or treat?
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631Here’s The First Picture Of Joaquin Phoenix Made Up As The Joker
There’s no denying that everyone is pretty excited about Joaquin Phoenix’s upcoming ‘gritty’ movie that will detail the origins of one fo...
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630A Bristol Clubnight Has Announced They Will Play Nothing But ‘Africa’ By Toto On A Loop For Five Hours
How do I get my tickets?
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819Now ASDA Are Releasing An Absolutely Giant One Foot Long Pig In Blanket
Pigs in blankets wars.
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788Scientists Discover That Octopuses Become More Friendly When Given MDMA
Very important research.
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2.6KA Man Was Spotted Casually Driving A Bumper Car Down The Street
Normal.
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800A Vegetarian’s Birthday Ruined After She Was Served A Beefburger By Accident
Wah.
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1.2KSure Knight Is Going To Be Sentenced To 28 Years In Jail
See ya.
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1.3KWoman Complains Of Pain Inside Her Vagina; Turns Out There Was A Dead Tortoise Inside It
That explains it then.
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14.5KPeople Are Accusing Drake Of Being A Paedophile As He’s Constantly Texting 14 Year Old Millie Bobbie Brown
You can't deny it's kind of weird.
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6.8KPensioner Who Eats Ten Sausage Rolls A Day Absolutely Furious To Discover Pack Only Has Nine
He's now given up eating sausage rolls all together.
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867The Killer Clown Epidemic Is Back In The UK
Two boys were chased by a clown with a knife.
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602Space Jam 2 Starring Lebron James Is Officially Happening
Finally.
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4.8KAldi Are Launching Foot Long Pigs In Blankets This Christmas
Yes.
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2.0KA Woman Is Trying To Sell Four 50p Coins For £1
Deal of the century.
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847Nicolas Cage Reveals That He Doesn’t Eat Pork Because Of The Undignified Way Pigs Have Sex
Makes sense.
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2.7KFloyd Mayweather Has Lost $50 Million Through Gambling Since 2017
That's why he's coming out of retirement to face Manny Pacquiao again.
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2.3KKatie Price Was Caught By Her New Boyfriend FaceTiming Her Ex And Telling Him That She Still Loves Him
Trainwreck.
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1.2KTesco Is Opening A New Bargain Supermarket Called Jack’s To Rival Aldi And Lidl
Supermarket wars.
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2.5KA Chat Show Guest Died Mid Sentence Live On Air
RIP.
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1.2KA Priest Convinced His Congregation To Drink Bleach After Saying He Had Turned It Into The Blood Of Christ
Down it.
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962Aggressive Goats Addicted To Human Urine Were Airlifted Out Of National Park To Prevent Further Attacks
Don't pee on the trail.
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1.0KA Baby Has Been Born With Four Legs And Two Penises And Is Being Called A ‘Miracle Of God’
The second coming.
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1.5KThis 66 Year Old Man Was Caught Walking His Wife With A Leash Around Her Neck At The County Fair
Relationship goals.
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2.6KHeinz Is Bringing Mayochup To The United Kingdom
Mayonnaise + Ketchup = Mayochup.
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1.1KStormy Daniels Says That Donald Trump’s Penis Looks Like Toad From Mario Kart
Lol.
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737A ‘Real Life Mario Kart’ Experience Is Coming To The United Kingdom
Woohoo.
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9.1KLily Allen Once Had Sex With Liam Gallagher In A Plane Toilet
Mile high club.
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502A Newspaper Called ‘The Uranus Examiner’ Is Being Launched In America
Seriously?