What happens when you leave Quake 3’s A.I. killers alone in a room for an extended period?
Murder Bots Left Playing Quake For 4 Years Find Peace Without Human Interaction Read More »
With Sony’s new blockbuster, should we finally start paying attention to age-restrictions on games?
Is The Last Of Us The First Truly Adult Game? Read More »
Ever wondered what it would be like to listen to Richard Dawkins whilst taking bad acid? He’s gone to the trouble of answering that question for everyone…
Richard Dawkins Has Lost His God Damned Mind (Or Ironically Become Possessed By Demons) Read More »
The knives have been out for Brad Pitt’s zombie movie since the first trailers were released; can it turn around the negative buzz and emerge victorious?
World War Z: As Bad As We Feared? Read More »
Environmentalists are happy about the recent drop in American emissions, but it’s far from a happy picture…
U.S. Emissions Hit Lowest Point Since The Nineties. This Is NOT GOOD. Read More »
An exam shakeup has made headlines, but nobody seems to have noticed just how useless high school exams are…
Michael Gove Anounces New GCSEs Read More »
Concerns have been raised at the U.N. about future un-manned, self governing killing machines.
U.N. Investigator Worried About Terminators Read More »
Lynx has a new ad for shampoo – why do they still insist on marketing their products at adults?!
Lynx Don’t Have A Clue Who Their Target Market Is Read More »
Was the disastrous “E.T.” video game really used as landfill? We’re about to find out…
The Hunt Is On For The Mass Grave Of History’s Worst Video Game Read More »
A woman in Seattle is attempting to live on sunlight alone. No prizes for guessing how this is going to turn out…
Seattle Woman Starves Herself To Death; Internet Mildly Amused Read More »
A crazed member of the public has launched a very physical objection to his brother’s sentencing.
Man Punches Judge, Is Subjected To Least Surprising Arrest Ever Read More »
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan actually did something quite commendable last year. Then, predictably, got arrested for it.
Missed News: Lindsay Lohan Punched a Psychic Read More »
An advert for a Chinese STD cure features a weirdly familliar hero…
Worried About Gonorrhea? Chinese Iron Man Is Here To Save The Day! Read More »
The genius, cult-favourite sitcom has risen from the grave, and all some people can do is complain…
Arrested Development Is Back And Internet Fanboys Are Still Impossible To Please Read More »
Former child star Melissa Joan Hart has learned that Kickstarter projects don’t work out so well when nobody cares about them.
Everyone is appalled by the Woolwich murder, but retreating into nationalistic foxholes isn’t going to help.
Woolwich Murder: British Racists Aren’t Helping The Problem Read More »
As the first tit-for-tat fighting of the next generation console war begins, Sony may have already made a major blunder…
Is The PS4’s “Share” Button Sony’s Worst Idea? Read More »
In the wake of another terror attack, it’s important that we all appreciate that the way to battle extremism is with education and communication, and the greatest possible tool for that is right at your fingertips.
Al Qaeda Vs. The Internet: There’s Only Going To Be One Winner Read More »
Popular internet dating site Plenty of Fish has started trying to stamp out casual sex…
A Mexican restaurant in Florida is letting customers eat lion meat. It’s only fair; lions do it to us all the time…
Star Wars and Dr. Who fans get into the world’s lamest altercation.
Nerd Fight! Police Called When Dr. Who Fans Crash A Star Wars Convention Read More »
Nigel Farage has received a less-than-warm welcome in his trip to Scotland. Could his poor planning be anything to do with his constant boozing?!
Nigel Farage Attacked By Angry Mob In Scotland; Takes Refuge In Pub Read More »
After losing a bet with another billionaire, Virgin boss Richard Branson has dressed up as a stewardess. The results aren’t pretty.
A rogue American company has created the world’s first printable gun, because if there’s one thing humanity needs, it’s more readily available ways to shoot each other.
Why is it so hard to get a decent incredible Hulk project off the ground?!
Why Is There No Love For The Hulk? Read More »
What’s worse than having a really dull hobby? Having a really dull hobby that goes horribly, horribly wrong.
We examine just why the UK Independence Party’s recent victories are very, very bad news for the country.
Why We Should All Be Worried About UKIP Read More »
The members of a North Devon W.I. were left a little red-faced when they realised they’d worn fancy dress to a talk from a man who was abducted by Somali pirates.
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
Bigotry In Sport: Have We Finally Hit Critical Mass? Read More »
Boxing’s answer to Frank Spencer has hinted he might retire after a crushing first round defeat.
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