Murder Bots Left Playing Quake For 4 Years Find Peace Without Human Interaction
What happens when you leave Quake 3’s A.I. killers alone in a room for an extended period?
Is The Last Of Us The First Truly Adult Game?
With Sony’s new blockbuster, should we finally start paying attention to age-restrictions on games?
Richard Dawkins Has Lost His God Damned Mind (Or Ironically Become Possessed By Demons)
Ever wondered what it would be like to listen to Richard Dawkins whilst taking bad acid? He’s gone to the trouble of answering that question for everyone…
World War Z: As Bad As We Feared?
The knives have been out for Brad Pitt’s zombie movie since the first trailers were released; can it turn around the negative buzz and emerge victorious?
U.S. Emissions Hit Lowest Point Since The Nineties. This Is NOT GOOD.
Environmentalists are happy about the recent drop in American emissions, but it’s far from a happy picture…
Michael Gove Anounces New GCSEs
An exam shakeup has made headlines, but nobody seems to have noticed just how useless high school exams are…
U.N. Investigator Worried About Terminators
Concerns have been raised at the U.N. about future un-manned, self governing killing machines.
Lynx Don’t Have A Clue Who Their Target Market Is
Lynx has a new ad for shampoo – why do they still insist on marketing their products at adults?!
The Hunt Is On For The Mass Grave Of History’s Worst Video Game
Was the disastrous “E.T.” video game really used as landfill? We’re about to find out…
Seattle Woman Starves Herself To Death; Internet Mildly Amused
A woman in Seattle is attempting to live on sunlight alone. No prizes for guessing how this is going to turn out…
Man Punches Judge, Is Subjected To Least Surprising Arrest Ever
A crazed member of the public has launched a very physical objection to his brother’s sentencing.
Missed News: Lindsay Lohan Punched a Psychic
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan actually did something quite commendable last year. Then, predictably, got arrested for it.
Worried About Gonorrhea? Chinese Iron Man Is Here To Save The Day!
An advert for a Chinese STD cure features a weirdly familliar hero…
Arrested Development Is Back And Internet Fanboys Are Still Impossible To Please
The genius, cult-favourite sitcom has risen from the grave, and all some people can do is complain…
TV’s Sabrina Gets A Harsh Lesson In Reality When Her Kickstarter Project Sets A Record For Lowest Ever Take
Former child star Melissa Joan Hart has learned that Kickstarter projects don’t work out so well when nobody cares about them.
Woolwich Murder: British Racists Aren’t Helping The Problem
Everyone is appalled by the Woolwich murder, but retreating into nationalistic foxholes isn’t going to help.
Is The PS4’s “Share” Button Sony’s Worst Idea?
As the first tit-for-tat fighting of the next generation console war begins, Sony may have already made a major blunder…
Al Qaeda Vs. The Internet: There’s Only Going To Be One Winner
In the wake of another terror attack, it’s important that we all appreciate that the way to battle extremism is with education and communication, and the greatest possible tool for that is right at your fingertips.
Remember PlentyOfFish.com? Well It’s Dying A Slow And Painful Death By Trying To Stop You From Having Sex
Popular internet dating site Plenty of Fish has started trying to stamp out casual sex…
A Mexican Restaurant In Florida Has Started Selling Lion-Meat Tacos And Have Received Bomb And Rape Threats Because Of It
A Mexican restaurant in Florida is letting customers eat lion meat. It’s only fair; lions do it to us all the time…
Nerd Fight! Police Called When Dr. Who Fans Crash A Star Wars Convention
Star Wars and Dr. Who fans get into the world’s lamest altercation.
Nigel Farage Attacked By Angry Mob In Scotland; Takes Refuge In Pub
Nigel Farage has received a less-than-warm welcome in his trip to Scotland. Could his poor planning be anything to do with his constant boozing?!
Richard Branson Lost A Bet With Tony Fernandes And Had To Dress Up As An Air Stewardess And It Was Completely Rank
After losing a bet with another billionaire, Virgin boss Richard Branson has dressed up as a stewardess. The results aren’t pretty.
Some Dumbass American Has Created A Gun You Can Print Using A 3D Printer, Which Is Obviously A Bad Idea
A rogue American company has created the world’s first printable gun, because if there’s one thing humanity needs, it’s more readily available ways to shoot each other.
Why Is There No Love For The Hulk?
Why is it so hard to get a decent incredible Hulk project off the ground?!
What’s Worse Than Having A Really Dull Hobby? Having A Really Dull Hobby That Goes Horribly Horribly Wrong
What’s worse than having a really dull hobby? Having a really dull hobby that goes horribly, horribly wrong.
Why We Should All Be Worried About UKIP
We examine just why the UK Independence Party’s recent victories are very, very bad news for the country.
Women From Women’s Institute Get The Wrong Memo And Attend A Talk With A Victim Of Piracy In Full Pirate Costumes
The members of a North Devon W.I. were left a little red-faced when they realised they’d worn fancy dress to a talk from a man who was abducted by Somali pirates.
Bigotry In Sport: Have We Finally Hit Critical Mass?
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
Audley Harrison: Britain’s Most Punched Face Calls It A Day After Being Knocked Out In 70 Seconds In His Comeback Fight
Boxing’s answer to Frank Spencer has hinted he might retire after a crushing first round defeat.
