RIP Run-Run Shaw, The Man Who Brought Kung-Fu Films To The West
Bow solemnly in memory of the titan of world cinema who died earlier this week and helped influence everyone from Tarantino to the Wu-Tang Clan.
Richard Dawkins Declares Victory For Bin Laden After Airport Honey Incident
Jobsworths awaken the rage of the famed atheist, who in turn hails the achievements of a dead person.
Stop Trying To Make Your Life Look More Amazing Than It Actually Is
We call bullshit on all the special snowflakes who want you to know, on an irritatingly regular basis, just how wonderful their lives are.
Multiple Nerdgasms As Half-Life 3 Is Trademarked In Europe
Video gamers work themselves into a merry forth as an administrative branch of the EU receives an application to trademark a certain much-desired sequel.
Hiroshi Yamauchi Dies Aged 85; Here’s Why He Was Totally Awesome
Sick Chirpse pours one into the ground for the legendary former Nintendo president, without whom video gaming as we now know it would probably not exist.
Oh Christ, Jeremy Clarkson Wants To Get Into Politics
The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
The Most Epic Customer Service Meltdown Ever
One unhappy camper unleashes eight minutes or so of sheer molten fury in this Homeric odyssey of frustration.
Watch The Girl From The Ring Throw An Awesome Pitch At A Baseball Game
The horror icon has skills other than ending people’s lives in a sudden and horrific manner.
Ben Affleck Is The New Batman And The Internet Completely Loses Its Shit
Hell hath no fury like someone with a computer who doesn’t agree with you.
Rapper’s Instagram Pics Lead To Largest Gun Bust In New York History
26-year-old Neno Best reaps the whirlwind after deciding to broadcast his misdeeds via the world’s most popular photo-sharing service.
Chinese Zoo Tries (And Fails) To Convince Everyone That A Dog Is A Lion
Man’s best friend has to stand in for Aslan at a zoo in the People’s Republic. Things do not go according to plan.
Sushi Cats Make The Internet Explode
It’s World Cat Day. What better way to celebrate than with hapless felines looking a bit puzzled as they are dressed up as a popular Oriental foodstuff?
Bird Flu Passed Between Humans In China. Uh-Oh.
The feathered spectre of the apocalypse looms ever closer to humanity. Sort of.
Black Flag Are Tangled Up In A Lawsuit Bloodbath
The legendary hardcore heroes are embroiled in a messy legal spat over copyright infringement and no-one has been spared.
Family In The US Gets A Visit From The Feds After Googling ‘Pressure Cookers’
The US isn’t taking any chances when it comes to sniffing out potential terrorists, even when someone just wants to find something they can cook their lentils with.
David Cameron Made A Mixtape And It’s Wack
The PM made a compilation for all his world leader besties and, surprise surprise, it sucks harder than a nuclear-powered Dyson.
Orange Is The New Black Justifies Netflix’s Existence In One Fell Swoop
Sick Chirpse loves the hell out of the video streaming service’s new show. Here’s why.
Beijing’s Subway Makes Your Daily Commute Seem Almost Idyllic
A YouTube clip shows 150 seconds of what it must be like in the 10th circle of hell.
Enjoy These Hilarious/Weird/Disturbing Pregnancy Photos
We hope Kate Middleton had more sense than this lot.
Metalcore Singer Cliches
Enjoy all your favourite metalcore singer cliches courtesy of this genius video – remember stereotypes only exist because they’re true.
Watch Kurt Cobain Give Birth In This Rarely-Seen Nirvana Promo Clip
An obscure video has emerged via YouTube of the rock icon and his bandmates makin’ babies and it’s every bit as freaky as you could imagine.
Lauryn Hill Has Been Sent To Prison
The former Fugees singer must do not-especially-hard time after fiddling her taxes.
Enjoy The Hilariously Awful Voiceovers In Transformers
Not a pisstake and not “ironic”, the official English dubbing in this late 1980s anime is a shining jewel of unintentional comedic value. TRANSFORRRRRM!
Watch A Young Woman Tell Nick Cave How Much She Wants To Leap On Him Through Eye Contact Alone
A Glastonbury video has emerged showing a fan who is somewhat enamoured during a performance by Mr Cave.
The Sick Chirpse Guide To Anamanaguchi
Who are Anamanaguchi? Sick Chirpse celebrates the announcement of their first live event in London next year with a beginner’s guide to the audio equivalent of a sugar rush on your favourite rollercoaster.
