Despite the fact that we wrote about the So Solid Crew comeback tour back in September, even we forgot to book our tickets.
So Solid Crew Farewell Show Moved From O2 Arena To Much Smaller Indigo2 Read More »
The golden rule when you’re leaving comments on a trashy website is to make sure that the commenting system isn’t linked to your Facebook. Whoops.
Wife Kicks Husband Out After Dumb Internet Comment About Kelly Brook Read More »
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
Fulham win away. Spurs win without Bale. Arsenal don’t know what they’re doing. RVP still know. Football is back and so is the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League. Brap.
Remember that awesome Breaking Bad graffiti we showed you on Monday? Some idiot has vandalised it.
Manchester’s Breaking Bad Graffiti Vandalised Read More »
Everyone is enjoying the return of Breaking Bad but none so much as Manchester graffiti artist Akse P19 who made an awesome portrait of Heisenberg to celebrate.
Awesome Breaking Bad Graffiti Spotted In Manchester Read More »
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Competition is back for the 2013/14 season. Click and find out how you can win goody bags and money in exchange for football knowledge – courtesy of Sick Chirpse.
Guess What? Football’s Back. Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League 2013/2014 Competition Read More »
The Warehouse Project has taken over Manchester’s clubbing scene, is this a good thing?
Is The Warehouse Project Killing Manchester’s Nightlife? Read More »
We’re throwing a party at the end of May and this guy’s 2nd on our line up.
Sick Chirpse Presents: SHIFT K3Y Read More »
Thursday 30th May 2013, The Deaf Institute.
Sick Chirpse Presents DJ Q, Shift K3y + Tâches Read More »
Flash mobs can be cool or very lame, but when it’s a mob of people literally flashing and has been funded by an arts charity, it gets a tick for originality.
Speed Of Light – Literal Flash Mob Is Trippy As Hell Read More »
The Salford ‘Knight Warrior’ has finally hung up his cape… It was probably for his own good.
Salford’s ‘Knight Warrior’ Superhero Retires Read More »
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the majority of teams across the 100 strong Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League with only three teams managing to surpass the 50 point mark. Props go to 80th placed Josh Watkins’ Bluesbrother who managed 51 points as well as Nicky Greenhow’s Boomerwanger who are now 8th
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup Read More »
What’s worse than a load of racist chavs coming to Manchester? Racist chavs who can’t even commit to showing up on time.
EDL Manchester Rally Read More »
Bieber got rejected entry from Sankeys in Manchester because they didn’t want him tarnishing their credibility. Well played, Sankeys. Our faith in humanity has been restored slightly.
Sankeys Refused Justin Bieber Entry To Protect Their Image Read More »
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup Read More »
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup Read More »
In an effort to retain some journalistic integrity after last weeks Morrissey bashing I present my top 3 tracks from The Smiths. This article may have been produced in a factory handling meat.
If you ever want to know what it feels like to be destroyed by masses of filthy juicy meat then go and order this burger.
Almost Famous Make Ridiculous Burgers (And Give You Free Shots) Read More »
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
Harry Redknapp’s Ultimate World XI? Read More »
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 13 Roundup Read More »
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League — Week 12 Roundup Read More »
If you’ve ever caught a magic bus between Fallowfield and the City Centre of Manchester during the evening, you’ve no doubt come across crazy bus lady.
Forget Crazy Bus Lady, It’s All About Crazy Bus Man! Read More »
Girls, be careful the next time you’re riding an escalator, especially an escalator within the Manchester Arndale.
Man Caught Taking Photos Up Girls’ Skirts In Manchester Arndale Read More »
Listen to this song twice and that will be in your head all god damn day. Not saying that’s a bad thing though, as that’s the hook from Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ new track entitled ‘Thrift Shop’.
This Is Fvcking Awesome Read More »
Dimensions Festival is throwing launch parties in Manchester and Sheffield to get you in the mood for this September.
More Dimensions Festival Launch Parties Read More »
Mario Balotelli could be topping the charts soon as Tim Westwood is giving him DJ lessons
Enter this competition to see Incubus perform their classic songs when they perform live in Manchester next week.
WIN TICKETS TO SEE INCUBUS AT MANCHESTER ACADEMY 10TH NOV Read More »
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