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Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.


big chancers

There have been more chancers making their way across oceans and premier league teams this season than bankers I’m afraid but that doesn’t mean that a few of them might be worth backing. Fabio Borini who repped hard for Chelsea reserves and Roma was never really given the chance he may have deserved at Liverpool and has now come back from a pretty bad injury to take up a trip to the North East on loan. At 4.8 million he may just be worth it as you won’t find many cheaper forwards out there that can still bag a goal – maybe Di Canio might even bring the best out of him – if he can stay pitchside for long enough that is. From Russia with love comes Samuel Eto’o – the man who has won more trophies and golden boots than you’ve had hot dinners. At 5.9 million he may turn out to be an absolute steal if he indeed ends up as the main striker for Chelsea. On the back of a shambolic performance in their 1-0 loss to Everton, coupled with his inability to hit a barn door against FC Basle he is starting to show that at 32 he might have lost whatever talent he once had in Russia. Last but by no means least is young Scott Sinclair, sneaking under the radar at 2.8 million, who has just gone on loan to West Brom. If he can do the same kinda business that we seen from Lukaku last season he may just be the cheeky insert that you need to afford yourself some top class players alongside him. Quick, good cross, good shot and a top penalty taker – he may just be the missing link for your team – if only he could get a game!

Some big games are coming up this weekend and here are the fixtures:

Sat 21 Sep 2013 – Premier League

  • Norwich v Aston Villa 12:45
  • Liverpool v Southampton 15:00
  • Newcastle v Hull 15:00
  • West Brom v Sunderland 15:00
  • West Ham v Everton 15:00
  • Chelsea v Fulham 17:30

Sun 22 Sep 2013 – Premier League

  • Arsenal v Stoke 13:30
  • Crystal Palace v Swansea 13:30
  • Cardiff v Tottenham 16:00
  • Man City v Man Utd 16:00

Aston Villa looking to return to winning ways but Norwich hold them to a draw. Studge continues his rich vein of form as Liverpool see of the Saints 2-1. Newcastle see off Hull to make it three wins on the bounce for a team being pipped to go down after two games. Baggies claim 3 points against Sunderland as Di Canio Out banners begin to make their way with the North East faithful. Everton grind out a win away at West Ham courtesy of a Leighton Baines masterclass and debut goal for Lukaku. Chelsea manage to put some terrible form behind them to beat local rivals Fulham at the Bridge. Arsenal beat Stoke thanks to the Ozil show. Palace hold Swansea to a draw on Sunday as Cardiff are defeated at home by Spurs. Man City and Man Utd play out a draw but RVP is shown up by Kompany for the majority of the game despite bagging a goal – finishes 2-2.

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