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6.8KWhat Are The Mr Men Up To Nowadays?
RIP Mr Bump.
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23.8KThese Holiday Destinations Were Beautiful Before British Tourists Happened
Good one guys.
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7.3KThis Bloke Has Invented The Rankest Range Of Manly Shower Gel Scents
I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
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701A Major Hollywood Actor Was The Key To El Chapo Being Recaptured
Well, this is unexpected.
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41.0KThis Welsh Housing Estate Looks Exactly Like The Millennium Falcon
The force is strong in this cul-de-sac.
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733This Man Hasn’t Showered For 12 Years Thanks To His Latest Scientific Invention
Bet he fuckin' honks.
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1.3KThese Three Male Nurses Are Planning To Start A Family Together
The three men want to mix their genes together to create their very own child.
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1.4KLiPP App Has Danny Dyer And Krept’s Backing
It was only a matter of time before another app took over the internet.
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5.3KMaria Rubinke’s Disturbing Porcelain Horror Art
Well I've never seen objets d'art quite like this before.
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1.7KLIFE: A Lesson In Perspective From The Hubble Telescope
Didn't get a Valentines date? Doesn't matter. In fact nothing does. You'll agree when you've seen this...
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1.2KContact Sick Chirpse
Contribute : contribute@sickchirpse.com Advertising : hello@sickchirpse.com General : info@sickchirpse.com
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958Insane Woman’s Open Letter To God About The Hot Weather
An angry woman's colourful rant to God about the hot weather.
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8.6KShort Story: Time Is Money
Time Is Money is a short story about life in the seedy underbelly of taxi-drivers. Are you going to think twice about...
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939We Went To A Cat Cafe In Japan
The Chirpse checked out one of Tokyo's many cat cafes during some a recent expedition in Japan. It wasn't quite the amiable...
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2.6KIn Praise Of Calvin And Hobbes
A documentary on Bill Watterson's much-loved duo will be out later this year, and that's all the excuse we need to big...
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1.3KThe Church Of Scientology Has A New Ad Campaign. It’s Hilarious.
Everyone's favourite secrecy-shrouded religion and money-making machine needs some new recruits. Comedy ensues.
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1.1KMost Boring Sport Ever – The National Ploughing Matches
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and...
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736Supermassive Black Hole Discovered 44 Million Lightyears Away, And It Looks Like A Giant Penis
I know you're all completely overwhelmed by the shocking and groundbreaking news recently, fiscal cliffs and all, so let's lighten the mood...
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Father Christmas’ Evil Sidekick – Krampus
Krampus is Father Christmas' terrifying enforcer. You better have been good this year... I bet you haven't though, so look out.
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1.4KVIDEOS: Small Cat In Tube/ Fat Cat In Bath – Abuse?
Here's a couple of kitty videos for you. They both made me do a literal LOL, but in a way I think...
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1.5KBest New Tumblr Find: One Tiny Hand
There's something about a disproportionately small hand that is both disgusting and fascinating. Here's a Tumblr dedicated to the magic of a...
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5952012 Review: We Hope The Wolrd Ends Tomorrow
If you think about it, the apocalypse of the Earth may not be a bad thing. Think about all the bullshit goings-on...
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1.0KToddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake?
So there's this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it's a fake? Who gives a shit... maybe...
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871The British Comedy Awards Had A Distinct Lack Of Comedy About Them
Boring, dull, disappointing and unfunny aren't what I really wanted to be using to describe a comedy award ceremony. You've got a...
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868First There Was Milking And Now There’s Porting
So Milking was kinda funny last week, but porting is way way funnier and is a direct attempt by Newcastle's greatest rivals...
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453The End Of The Teabag?
Will this new invention bring an end to the glorious old tea bag? Probably not but you technology freaks will bum the...
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1.5KNaked Man Straddles Prince George
On Friday some mental dude hopped up on top of the statue of the Duke of Cambridge in Whitehall and stripped bollock...
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536Touchscreen Makes A Fool Of This Newscaster
This newscaster is made to look like an absolute n00b by the terrible touchscreen software he has to work with. Let's all...
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837Arthur C Clarke’s ‘Amazing World’ – Interview Special
Arthur C Clarke was a sci-fi legend, he also loved unexplainable shizzle. Here's a video of interviews with 'normal' people about their...
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1.0KBest Underwear Advert Ever
This is seriously the best underwear advert I've ever seen. You just have no idea where it's going or what's happening, but...