Dope Shots #103 – Taking You Into The Weekend
The most electrifying photo and .gif set on the internet right now.
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Comic Book Review: Neil Gibson’s Twisted Dark
Get involved.
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Internet Classic: Meatheads Argue Over How Many Days Of The Week There Are On Bodybuilding Forum
The greatest argument in internet history.
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Sick Chirpse Presents: The Dumbest People On The Internet Volume 3
You’re not ready for the stupidity within.
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Sick Chirpse Presents: The Dumbest People On The Internet Volume 2
You’re not ready for the stupidity within.
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Sick Chirpse Presents: The Dumbest People On The Internet Volume 1
You’re not ready for the stupidity within.
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What Are The Mr Men Up To Nowadays?
RIP Mr Bump.
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This Bloke Has Invented The Rankest Range Of Manly Shower Gel Scents
I love the smell of bacon in the morning.
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A Major Hollywood Actor Was The Key To El Chapo Being Recaptured
Well, this is unexpected.
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This Welsh Housing Estate Looks Exactly Like The Millennium Falcon
The force is strong in this cul-de-sac.
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This Man Hasn’t Showered For 12 Years Thanks To His Latest Scientific Invention
Bet he fuckin’ honks.
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These Three Male Nurses Are Planning To Start A Family Together
The three men want to mix their genes together to create their very own child.
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LiPP App Has Danny Dyer And Krept’s Backing
It was only a matter of time before another app took over the internet.
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Maria Rubinke’s Disturbing Porcelain Horror Art
Well I’ve never seen objets d’art quite like this before.
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NOT THE NEWS | PHOTOS | RANDOM
LIFE: A Lesson In Perspective From The Hubble Telescope
Didn’t get a Valentines date? Doesn’t matter. In fact nothing does. You’ll agree when you’ve seen this…
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Insane Woman’s Open Letter To God About The Hot Weather
An angry woman’s colourful rant to God about the hot weather.
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Short Story: Time Is Money
Time Is Money is a short story about life in the seedy underbelly of taxi-drivers. Are you going to think twice about what taxi you get into next?
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We Went To A Cat Cafe In Japan
The Chirpse checked out one of Tokyo’s many cat cafes during some a recent expedition in Japan. It wasn’t quite the amiable cuddle-fest we were expecting.
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In Praise Of Calvin And Hobbes
A documentary on Bill Watterson’s much-loved duo will be out later this year, and that’s all the excuse we need to big up one of the best comic strips ever created.
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The Church Of Scientology Has A New Ad Campaign. It’s Hilarious.
Everyone’s favourite secrecy-shrouded religion and money-making machine needs some new recruits. Comedy ensues.
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Most Boring Sport Ever – The National Ploughing Matches
If you can find a more boring sports event than this, I will high five you until the cows come home and plough a field with their udders.
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Supermassive Black Hole Discovered 44 Million Lightyears Away, And It Looks Like A Giant Penis
I know you’re all completely overwhelmed by the shocking and groundbreaking news recently, fiscal cliffs and all, so let’s lighten the mood with two old favourites rolled into one – space discoveries and dick jokes.
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VIDEOS: Small Cat In Tube/ Fat Cat In Bath – Abuse?
Here’s a couple of kitty videos for you. They both made me do a literal LOL, but in a way I think they might portray animal abuse? What’s your views?
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Best New Tumblr Find: One Tiny Hand
There’s something about a disproportionately small hand that is both disgusting and fascinating. Here’s a Tumblr dedicated to the magic of a tiny hand.
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Toddler Snatched By Eagle – Fake?
So there’s this big eagle and it snatches a toddler in a park. Maybe it’s a fake? Who gives a shit… maybe we’re all computer simulations anyway?
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The British Comedy Awards Had A Distinct Lack Of Comedy About Them
Boring, dull, disappointing and unfunny aren’t what I really wanted to be using to describe a comedy award ceremony. You’ve got a room full of comedians, Channel 4, it can’t be that hard to make me laugh, can it?
