VIDEO: Cosmic Head Massage Is Insane
How do you start your day? If it’s not with a wet shave and a cosmic head massage then you’re probably missing out.
VIDEO: 80s Self Defence Video Encourages Victim To Bite Off Attacker’s Penis
The Red Dragon 80s instructional video shows how to stop mouth rape.
VIDEO: Dude With Ponytail Makes Weight Machine His Bitch
This guy looks like he couldn’t lift a kitten out of a paper bag, then he treats the weight machine like a kid playing with a toy.
VIDEO: Paedophile Gets A Gangster Surprise
Man in his thirties shows up at a 13 year old girls house, is greeted by big angry men, violence ensues.
VIDEO: Russian Road Rage Leads To Beating With Baseball Bats
After beeping at a car that nearly hits him, three guys smash up his car with baseball bats whilst he tries to run them over. Russia…
Twerking Hits Russia In The Form Of A Twerk ‘Dance-off’
The dance style that you hope you never see your parents perform at a wedding has now hit Mother Russia, and Mother Russia looks good.
This Family’s Christmas Video Card Puts Us All To Shame
Family raps to Will Smith’s ‘Miami’ about getting the snip, appearing in Iron Man 3 and general Christmas stuff
Prosthetic Leg Mistaken For Paedophile, Swimming Pool Evacuated
Somehow a teacher mistook a prosthetic leg for a hiding paedophile and evacuated sixty kids from the local swimming pool, she was following ‘protocol’
Girl In New York Attacks Man With Telekinetic Powers
This super-elaborate prank was arranged to promote the remake of 1976 horror film Carrie – and left a coffee shop full of people genuinely terrified.
Dude Builds Secret Apartment At A Shopping Mall In The Name Of Art
An American guy had a secret flat in a shopping mall for four years, living a life like Dawn of the Dead, without the zombies
Men Giving Birth
Does giving birth hurt more than being kicked in the balls? Two crazy Dutch bastards find out.
Speed Of Light – Literal Flash Mob Is Trippy As Hell
Flash mobs can be cool or very lame, but when it’s a mob of people literally flashing and has been funded by an arts charity, it gets a tick for originality.
Star Wars Weddings: A New Hope For Marriage
Weddings are long and boring and they talk to much about God. Now however, the Scottish government might let us dress up like Storm Troopers and play with lightsabers when we get married.
Whack Aphrodisiacs
People love sex, people love food, so what better way to get the pork sword ready than by eating some nasty shit?
The Wonder That Is The Oreo Separation Machine
A crazy American scientist has constructed an Oreo separation machine, to remove the creme from his tasty chocolate cookies, is this the best use of technology?
The World’s Largest Rope Swing Is Completely Insane
Some guys went camping in the desert and instead of toasting marshmallows they built the word’s largest rope swing. It’s totally insane.
EDL Manchester Rally
What’s worse than a load of racist chavs coming to Manchester? Racist chavs who can’t even commit to showing up on time.
