11 Year Old Boy Banned From School’s World Book Day After Dressing Up As Christian Grey
Can you blame them?
Don’t these people know that the customer is always right?
The perfect end to a night out.
Skint? Live in Manchester? Want to get wasted? Check this out…
Greater Manchester police have released this recording of some dopey guy calling 999 to report his pizza is late.
Here’s what went down after the Manchester Derby last Sunday.
Cubanisto is a new rum flavoured beer and it’s launching by throwing a shitload of secret parties all over the country. It’s coming to Manchester June 27th.
A man has died after being attacked at Parklife over the weekend.
Fans in Manchester and Nottingham weren’t happy and pretty much annihilated the band.
Infamous Manchester gangster Domenyk Noonan climbed Manchester’s Big Wheel earlier today in protest against plans to send him back to prison.
As the title race took another turn over the weekend, one Manchester City fan took his celebrations to the next level.
This dude was in extreme pain after surgery to fix a blood clot but the doctors at this Manchester hospital weren’t too sympathetic.
Watch this would-be arsonist turn into a human fireball and bomb it down the streets of Manchester.
Since opening the Central Skate Park in Manchester, Black Sheep have naturally progressed to opening their first skate shop. Get the lowdown here.
A drunk and distressed Manchester Utd fan dialled 999 and demanded to speak to Alex Ferguson after Utd crashed out of the Capital One cup to Sunderland last night.
She lured him into her house with the promise of a threesome then watched as her boyfriend and another lover inflicted ‘inhuman’ suffering on him.
Fans of Only Fools And Horses have chosen to remember trigger via the medium of graffiti, producing some awesome work.
If you recognise any of these waste idiots either from the photos or video, let us know or get directly in touch with Greater Manchester Police and let them know.
Despite the fact that we wrote about the So Solid Crew comeback tour back in September, even we forgot to book our tickets.
Remember that awesome Breaking Bad graffiti we showed you on Monday? Some idiot has vandalised it.
Everyone is enjoying the return of Breaking Bad but none so much as Manchester graffiti artist Akse P19 who made an awesome portrait of Heisenberg to celebrate.