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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup

Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.


Week 26 is over and there were a couple of turn up for the books, especially in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League – as top of the pile Shane Tremlin’s Trem’s Trash had an absolute stinker and have given the rest of the league some hope. They only managed a piddly 36 points which was well below the average for the league. Second highest score of the week went the way of Ryan Addams’ Fish Fillet who racked up 66 points just behind Peter Jones’ Joner who hit 72 to take them into the top 5 only 42 points off the lead. Special mention also going to Huw E’s Dynamo Kebab who grabbed 64 points to take him top of the monthly points and into 3rd, with Tom Shipley’s Apocalypse Dudes scoring 65 to take them into second only 15 points off the top. It’s all opened up.

Here are the scores for last week’s games:

Sat 9 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Sun 10 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Mon 11 Feb 2013 – Premier League

Liverpool 0 – 2 West Brom FT

Spurs and more importantly Gareth Bale did just what the boys at Sick Chirpse predicted in the week 25 round up and saw Newcastle off despite letting a goal in themselves. Chelsea see off Wigan after playing it a bit dodgier than the 7-0 we thought would happen. Fulham managed to stop Norwich getting the win we thought they’d bag. Stoke Reading wasn’t a bad game but Stoke just about edged it. We said Arsenal would be 1-2 to the Gooners but the Jenkinson sending off had a serious effect on that game so it remained 0-1. Swansea did indeed beat the Julio Cesar wall of man and Sick Chirpse Man Of The Year Michu did indeed pick up the plaudits. Danny Graham was not missed. At all. The Saints did indeed go ahead but the revival of Man City didn’t get going as Gareth Barry and Joe Hart’s collective asshole dropped out. Villa win at home in a huge game that I don’t think anyone saw coming. Utd see off Everton as was expected. We were half right with the Liverpool game as we said Lukaku would bang another goal in, but we also expected a Luis Suarez masterclass and I’m afraid that despite 20 shots from Liverpool the big fat 0 next to their name would suggest otherwise.

BIG HITTERS

As predicted Garethe Bale had an absolute worldy on the weekend and pretty much singlehandedly put Spurs into that top four spot for another week. Two goals (and ten in the last twelve games) from the young Welshman and a sterling performance have seen him rack up 12 points to make him the second highest scoring player in the Fantasy League. On his day he is unplayable and that was the case on this weekend as amongst other things he had more shots than any other player in the Prem this weekend (seven).

Ben Foster could have been in the big hitters just for saving a Steven Gerrard penalty to help cement how much better Frank Lampard is in everyone’s mind – however – he is in the big hitters this week for several things he did at Anfield on Monday. He kept the Baggies in the game on a number of occasions and his superb penalty save ended up being the catalyst for the Baggies revival and eventual 2-0 win. With seven saves including a penalty the man who learned his trade at Man Utd managed to notch up 11 points as well as silence Anfield which is worth 50 points by itself.

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Last but by absolutely no means least was our man Michu with another worldly display. If you don’t have him in your team you’re an idiot – it’s as simple as that. Ok, so he hasn’t scored in 6 games before this but let’s be honest you just can’t afford to take him out when he comes back with 2 goals and an assist and a 15 point haul in one week. 3.3 million in the midfield category makes Michu still the best value money of any player in the fantasy league as he is looking at 40.6 points per mil. Hero.

BIG SHITTER

Gareth Barry. An absolute joke. His mistake pretty much cost Manchester City the title this weekend. Sorry if you’re an Aston Villa fan and still love him – but in all fairness you’ve got more things to worry about than some fat idiot taking the piss out of some bloke who used to play for you – Barry is crap. He lost the ball for the Saints first goal and then did what can only be described as the worst own goal since Frank Sinclair used to grace the Premiership with his own brand of garbage – check out Barry below:

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Joe Hart was the other thorn in the side of the blue side of Manchester this weekend as he decided that instead of catching the ball that he would let his asshole drop out and try and lay an egg in the middle of St Mary’s (please see above). You have to expect more from a keeper whose name is being mentioned in the same breath as Seaman, Banks and Shilton when he is currently looking more like Walker, Flowers and Green. This most recent of screw-ups is leaving every England fan and certainly Man City fans quaking in their boots – not to mention that he is the highest priced keeper on the fantasy league so shouldn’t be absolute shit.

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I feel bad for Jenkinson to be honest. He likes a tackle and fancied putting in some horrible boots on a couple of opposition players. We’ve all been there. He probably shouldn’t be in the big shitters but he did only manage a point on the weekend despite a clean sheet and that isn’t great.

Here’s the fixtures as they look this weekend – remember it’s FA Cup and that counts in your points boys and girls:

Saturday 16th February – FA Cup Fifth Round

LutonVS Millwall

  • Arsenal VS Blackburn
  • MK Dons VS Barnsley
  • Oldham VS Everton

Sunday 17th February FA Cup Fifth Round

  • Man City VS Leeds United
  • Huddersfield/Leicester VS Wigan

Sunday 17th February FA Cup Fourth Round Replay

  • Chelsea VS Brentford

Monday 18th February FA Cup Fifth Round

  • Man Utd VS Reading

Sun 17 Feb 2013 – Premier League

  • Liverpool v Swansea 15:00

Arsenal will score goals a plenty at home to Rovers putting themselves into the next round nicely, Jordan Rhodes will bag a cheeky one though. MK Dons will play out a tough game against Barnsley who will come out on top. Oldham will battle hard but a full strength Everton team and a Leighton Baines set piece will set the teams apart. Man City will return to form and bang a couple past leads who will get a goal back but not match them. Wigan will struggle away to Hudds/Leic and might have to settle for a replay on home soil. Chelsea will finally do away with Brentford or Chelsea will have to do away with Rafa. An under strength Utd team will struggle to get going against Reading who will lead at first only to be beaten down by the Utd first teamers. The only Prem game of the weekend will see Michu continue his regained form and Suarez trying to match him. Solid Draw.

Here’s the league as it looks ladies and gents. Enjoy:

Super League Table

Sick Chirpse

League PIN: 8009937

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POS Manager Team name Total points Week pts Starting
XI pts
Starting
XI pos
Goals Goal Pos Overall Position
1 Shane Tremlin Trems Trash 1169 36 892 91604 71 81099 19448
2 Tom Shipley Apocalypse Dudes 1154 65 992 23929 83 18575 26133
3 Huw E Dynamo Kebab 1147 64 856 123151 73 68474 29681
4 AlexanderMark Jones Dunblane Massacres 1146 57 850 128363 85 12852 30184
5 Peter Jones Joner 1127 72 890 93302 72 74540 41526
5 Tom Sands Prison Break FC 1127 57 883 99479 82 22065 41526
7 Johnny Callow Room 362 1095 59 918 69986 71 81099 64633
8 Ryan Williams Dirty Buffalo 1080 63 891 92445 67 106792 76376
9 Huw Barker HavantGotAClueVille 1076 30 1083 3080 75 56301 79560
10 Drew Walsh Real SocieLAD 1073 43 974 32528 67 106792 82060
11 Nicky Greenhow Boomerwanger 1071 64 761 193046 68 100446 83644
12 Emma Craig The Only Way Is Emma 1064 52 856 123151 63 131651 89245
13 Gavin Rapaport Poo 1060 65 897 87428 73 68474 92628
14 Lee Walsh KeansaKunt 1058 49 800 168538 75 56301 94274
15 Matthew Stewart FC Boosh 1054 68 881 101270 71 81099 97583
15 David Williams Muffin stuffers 1054 56 1021 13652 73 68474 97583
17 Billy Mclean Barcemoaner 1043 50 848 130095 74 62353 106468
18 Alex Prince Prince Boatengs 1029 59 909 77320 72 74540 117581
18 Jeff Ingle Jeffentus 1029 55 675 223484 69 93921 117581
20 Robbie Atkinson diables Rouges 1026 49 708 215145 67 106792 119877
21 Trevor Brenson RJBs XI 1019 32 1019 14226 58 160270 125232
22 Luke Skidmore bunchofslugs 1014 48 870 110914 69 93921 128934
23 Dave Ward Pimp My Side 1008 52 904 81503 64 125759 133360
24 Dan Filer ClubTropicanaDrinkFC 1005 42 978 30457 62 137560 135500
25 Ross Stearny stearnpots barmyarmy 1003 48 885 97692 61 143323 136945
26 Bobby Peliza bObbyDazzlers 1001 38 846 131808 60 149123 138296
27 Terry Buckingham Real Madras 1000 52 852 126605 70 87442 139070
28 Anthony Ford 4 Dimensions 998 54 776 184361 57 165674 140449
29 Alex Taylor leave-my-arse-a-lona 994 46 755 196198 72 74540 143204
30 Nikul Patani Brown Bear United 992 46 992 23929 68 100446 144550
31 Ryan Addams Fish fillet 991 66 669 224569 62 137560 145263
32 Redwan Elharrak Real Talk 989 21 989 25277 54 180505 146609
32 Jon McLeish Bayern Bru 989 43 893 90767 58 160270 146609
34 James Martin Tourist Attraction 988 47 988 25735 66 113144 147296
35 David Hewitt football 986 48 866 114375 59 154724 148571
36 Blake Walton Walton Wonders 985 53 918 69986 58 160270 149217
37 Shaun Williams The Galacticos 983 26 973 33054 55 175677 150569
38 Max Sheppard Fred West Ham 982 58 822 151640 64 125759 151202
39 Aaron Hicks Proud’s Prodders 967 51 789 176255 58 160270 160478
40 Ross Williams Tepee Town FC 961 39 912 74809 57 165674 164121
41 Tim Williams TIMW_BRAP KILLAS 959 36 798 169990 65 119485 165324
41 Michael Magee Mickey T FC 959 24 987 26161 60 149123 165324
43 Martyn Aeissame Gratuitous FC 958 55 786 178268 56 170738 165934
43 Neil Williams Lumpers and Kickers 958 31 846 131808 59 154724 165934
45 Ben Lawson spunkin FC 952 39 917 70792 55 175677 169367
45 Louis Day Spews Stars 952 33 952 45336 56 170738 169367
47 Mark Endicott Real Madreadfull 948 54 707 215454 59 154724 171515
48 Ben Rowland Atheist FC 934 41 795 172083 62 137560 178788
49 John Twinn Pav FC 932 49 821 152477 58 160270 179807
50 Sam Lister inter thevan 928 43 841 136170 59 154724 181785
51 William Rowe Keefy’s Krunchers 919 26 877 104755 69 93921 186072
52 Sam MartinRoss Martin-Boss 917 35 579 233637 59 154724 187045
53 Luke Wyborn The Wombles 916 51 707 215454 58 160270 187516
54 Richard Dulieu Dyslexic CF 915 27 915 72426 50 198246 187998
55 Toby Dennett Dennethinaikos 911 45 913 74039 44 220195 189816
56 Elliott Henderson Barsenal 904 29 797 170659 48 206214 192949
57 Ashley Townsend 1 MANNING 1 CUP 902 43 585 233347 49 202280 193863
58 Daniel Ostridge Ajax Treesdown 899 35 896 88236 48 206214 195215
59 Piers Dixon Dixon Balls FC 896 55 875 106494 46 213481 196457
60 Patrick Grayson real aycliffe 895 21 895 89079 56 170738 196873
61 smart les lemon peng-win 894 30 894 89919 51 194072 197297
61 Danny Sharpe Team Sharpey 894 30 894 89919 56 170738 197297
63 Dean Webster Blues 890 34 821 152477 46 213481 198940
64 Matt Morris Morris FC 887 37 887 95920 58 160270 200200
65 John Ryan Obi – 1 Kanobi – 0 883 33 883 99479 59 154724 201799
65 Thomas Foley Unbelievable Crisps 883 50 806 164124 51 194072 201799
67 Luke Henderson Luke Ronald FC 871 36 786 178268 50 198246 206486
68 Christopher Davies T Dogg’s Ball Hoggs 855 33 739 203811 39 234194 212196
69 Charlie Hey tiki taka jazz cats 852 14 852 126605 50 198246 213226
70 Anthony Ward Park Ji Wonders 850 39 762 192511 49 202280 213961
71 Mohamed Hussein Why Always Me FC 845 27 784 179555 42 226281 215612
72 James Blundell Blundells boys 838 32 689 220378 53 185149 217938
73 Jamie Sadur Skid Mark 832 24 860 119661 41 229079 219811
74 John Hawkins Mmmmcustard 827 67 713 213538 49 202280 221291
75 Michael Sinfield FC Scorgasm 826 29 826 148420 51 194072 221566
76 Daniel Haviland Warriors 820 31 820 153290 34 244260 223252
77 James Roberts WOOPWOOP United 816 25 783 180174 29 250547 224365
78 Daniel Guy Dans witwickys 811 20 811 160298 34 244260 225760
79 Nick Randles Quallo 805 13 805 164890 37 238636 227377
79 Christian Adofo The Mandem 805 34 805 164890 50 198246 227377
81 Jack Hopwood FC Kaiser 798 43 795 172083 37 238636 229240
82 Daniel Watson SirBobWouldBeProud 791 19 762 192511 36 240659 230932
83 Nick Reid OnOne United 789 23 789 176255 38 236493 231399
84 Maxwell Hughes maxibon united 784 31 791 174892 40 231756 232550
85 Richard Gilbert Queefstars 782 31 782 180803 36 240659 232976
86 Steve French French FC 770 21 770 187920 34 244260 235423
87 Alex Crawshaw Crawshaw’s Commies 768 28 804 165560 45 216933 235833
88 Dave Bunker Team Bunker 763 33 654 226989 46 213481 236833
89 Josh Watkins bluesbrother 739 29 739 203811 30 249548 240952
90 Theodore Morgan DangALangTime 734 26 734 205951 44 220195 241689
90 Mark Guy butchys tanks 734 38 725 209465 41 229079 241689
92 Nestor Schischka The Winning One 721 16 633 229657 27 252408 243476
93 Wes Holden Green FC 715 16 715 212899 31 248373 244285
94 Tomn Pitts Gareth Keenan Troops 713 21 713 213538 31 248373 244521
95 Nick Bourne Greenham Royals 712 29 712 213887 37 238636 244656
96 James Tootill BigDonFC 708 15 741 202904 22 255689 245118
97 Craig Abbs Team abber 676 16 676 223267 30 249548 248297
98 David Armitage Real Betties 651 11 651 227398 34 244260 250144
99 Matthew Hurley 12fort 619 11 619 230980 39 234194 252004
100 Tyler Casey 50 Shades Of Goals 597 10 602 232346 18 257289 252959

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