Explosions Reported At The Boston Marathon
Some messed up shit is going down in Boston right now.
DEATH
Russian Man Murders Friend By Sticking His Foot Up His Ass
If you’re ever drinking with your buddies and one of them really pisses you off and there aren’t any weapons around, then it’s good to know you can stick your foot so far up someone’s ass that they’ll die.
Russian New Years Folk Festival Is Proper Creepy
Malanka is an ancient folk festival celebrated in Russia, the Ukraine and Belarus. We’d never heard of it before, obviously. But these pictures are awesome.
Continue To Whine And Post Picture Of Cats On Social Media Platforms After You Die
Social media isn’t just for the mundane. It’s also for life. And now you can tweet beyond the grave thanks to your digital twin.
Peruvian Shaman Hides US Teen After He Dies Taking Ayahuasca
Thrill seeking teen dies at an ayahuasca retreat, and is secretly buried by a shaman.
Spider vs Wasp: Battle To The Death, Gladiator Style
Everyone hates wasps and not many of us like spiders. Turns out they hate each other as well. Here’s a video of a wasp and a spider battling it out to the death.
Michael Jackson’s Final Driving Licence Photo
Driving licence photos are notoriously sketchy but can you imagine what the King of Pop’s last submission would have looked like? Well wonder no more because we’ve got it right here for you.
Kathryn Bigelow – Male Gigolo?
Kathryn Bigelow VS Bret Easton Ellis via Twitter. Is she really just an “overrated” director? Is her critical acclaim based on the fact that she’s a “very hot woman” – Bret Easton Ellis thinks so…
Where’s The Best Place To Hide When The World Ends On December 21st?
So if the world does explode on the 21st December 2012 (which it won’t) and the end of days is truley upon us (which it isn’t) – where can we escape to?
Talk Show Host Sets Magician’s Head On Fire
Wayne Houchin finally gets on the tele again but this time the host decides it might be a good idea to burn him to death. Note to self – never appear on Carribean TV.
RIP Adam Yauch AKA MCA (Beastie Boys)
Adam Yauch, one third of the Beastie Boys has today passed away aged 47.
American Psycho Sequel On The Cards
Patrick Bateman is back – and this time he hates Obama! Easton Ellis’ famous anti-hero is being reinvented and he plans to murder Beckham in a lift and slit Chris Martin’s throat after waffles.
IF I DIE – FACEBOOK APP
This new Facebook App lets you record a message for your friends and family to see in the event of your death. No, I’m not joking.
NO ANSWERS
This is when there are no words and no answers. This is the closest to the truth that I will ever get.
KIM JONG-IL WAS SICK AT GOLF
New facts have emerged following the death of Kim Jong-il regarding his prowess at golf.
Deaths In Old Video Games
Who thought it would be a good idea to compile a short video of loads of death scenes from old school video games and drop an 8-bit version of Mad World in the background?
Most Screwed Up Hidden Camera Trick Ever
Reddit.com showed me this screwed up hidden camera trick involving the Grim Reaper.
JIM MORRISON’S 40 YEAR DEATH MYSTERY
It has been 40 years since Jim Morrison, lead singer of American superband The Doors was found dead in the bathroom of his French apartment. Or so they say…
Turf Feinz
Turf Feinz take the corner street stage demonstrating their unique combination of ballet and break dancing to an awesome backing track.
TOP 5 PETE POSTLETHWAITE MOVIES
Following his untimely death, Sick Chirpse discusses Pete Postlethwaite’s top 5 movies
SEGWAY OWNER STACKS IT OFF A CLIFF WHILST RIDING HIS SEGWAY
The unbelievable demise of a charitable hero.
