7 Things You Can Do With Your Dead Body


Why fear death when there are so many cool things you can do with your lifeless body? In China, dead people can even get married.

Okay, so this might be a little bit morbid, but I feel it’s important you face facts — you are going to die one day. It’s time you not only accept this, but embrace it by planning for your future as a corpse. You might already have something in mind, but why not check out some of the other options available to you post-death?

Here’s a rundown:


Six Feet Deep Burial

Boring! Have your body placed in a protective casket and dumped in a hole, where it will over many years very slowly decompose into nothingness.



The fun really begins after you’ve been incinerated inside a massive furnace, your organs and soft tissues vaporised and oxidised by the intense heat, your leftover bone fragments pulverised into ashes by a high-powered blender. Once those formalities are out the way, there’s loads of fun to be had with your cremated remains: explode them into fireworks like Hunter S. Thompson, stick them in an urn and leave them in your grandkids’ house for a visiting fiancé to knock over and have the cat piss on, or have your friend throw them into someone else’s face as he tries to empty them over a cliff on a windy day, Big Lebowski style.

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