PHOTOS: South Korea’s Sex Themed Park Is Absolutely Mental
‘Subtle’ isn’t a word in the South Korean dictionary, apparently.
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This Luxury Apartment In Monaco Is Set To Sell For £240 Million
Amazing views, but £240 million? Come on now…
Would You Like Steve Jobs’ Face Shaved Into Your Head?
If you fancy the idea of having a celebrity’s face adorning the back of your skull we know just the place…
Yaya Toure Wants To Leave Manchester City Because No One Shook His Hand On His Birthday
According to Yaya Toure’s agent, Toure was massively disrespected by the club on his 31st birthday and is now considering quitting the team. Is he being a crybaby or does he have a point?
Russia Expresses Plans To Colonise The Moon
Vladimir Putin is pulling off the power move to end all power moves by having his deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announce that Russia wants to establish a permanent base on the moon.
Robots Are Soon To Take Over The World And Kill Us All – According To The Chief Of The R.A.F.
Let’s take a wry look at autonomous killer robots – a Terminator and Robocop future of Taranis drones over Hackney Tesco.
Oh Christ, Jeremy Clarkson Wants To Get Into Politics
The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
North Korea Has Become The Kwik Fit Of Nuclear Weapons
Everyone loves N. Korea’s nuclear antics – so you’ll be happy to hear they’ve tried to smuggle nuclear weapons in – by hiding them under sugar.
Seattle Woman Starves Herself To Death; Internet Mildly Amused
A woman in Seattle is attempting to live on sunlight alone. No prizes for guessing how this is going to turn out…
The Weirdest And Fattest Korean Guy Ever Has An Even Weirder Food Fetish
Fattest and weirdest Korean guy has an even weirder food fetish. Watch and become shit-scared as his laugh and belly eat into your soul…
Batman_LDN Reveals The True Identity Of Saint George
Today is St George’s Day and the weather is great so you can celebrate in style. But do you actually know the true identity of St George? Batman_LDN has been looking into it, and the true story behind this holiday might surprise you.
North Korea VS America
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
Rodman For World’s Biggest Peace?
The flamboyant, towering, technicolour giant that is Dennis Rodman is the most unlikely face you can think of for a diplomat but the U.S. have disregarded that and sent him over to North Korea anyway.
How To Save The World From An Asteroid Collision
So a pretty big asteroid nearly killed us all on Friday night whilst you were probably busy getting wrecked. Here, we take a look at the possible ways to prevent any future Armageddon-like scenarios. Do we really need to send Bruce Willis and his team to save the world? Sick Chirpse investigates.
Man Plays Golf With 14 Foot Club, Breaks World Record
This is the best thing to ever happen to golf. A 14 foot golf club, smashing a golf ball and smashing its way into the record books.
Seagulls On Laxatives
Getting shit on is probably worse than getting your cock jammed in the zip of your trousers – and these seagulls are shitting everywhere.
FILM REVIEW: MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL- BUM BUM BUM BUM DAH DAAAAH
The franchise we’ve all forgotten about is back to nuke the world. Can Tom Cruise cure our collective amnesia?
