15) Feeder — Buck Rogers
“He’s got a brand new car. Looks like a Jaguar, it’s got leather seats, it’s got a CD player”
What a joke.
16) Thin Lizzy — Jail Break
“There’s gonna be a jail break tonight, somewhere in this town”
Somewhere? Well… if there’s going to be a jail break, I’m assuming it might take place at the town’s jail?
17) Train — Drops of Jupiter
“Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance five-hour phone conversation. The best soy latte that you ever had”
Oh come on guys…
18) Relient K — Who I am Hates Who I’ve Been
“I watched the proverbial sunrise, coming up over the Pacific, and you might think I’m losing my mind, but I will shy away from specifics”
Cheap, cheap rhyme Mr K. To be fair Pacific is a difficult word to rhyme. Ballistic? That could have worked better. Next time you’re stuck give me a call yeah? Or Google it like I just did.
19) Donna Summers – MacArthur Park
“Someone left the cake out in the rain…I don’t think I could take it, ’cause it took so long to bake it… And I’ll never have that recipe again, oh no!”
‘Oh no’ indeed.
20) Delbert McClinton — Weatherman
“If precipitation is drowning all your plans, just call information up, ask for the weatherman“
Huh?
21) Shakira — Whenever, Wherever
“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, So you don’t confuse them with mountains”
Humble? I’m not so sure. And either way, boobs look nothing like mountains. They’re much less craggy and have fewer goats on them.
