Tesco’s Latest Children’s Colouring Book Features A Bunch Of Mass Murderers
Tesco have released a children’s colouring book that features your favourite mass murderers.
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Pharrell Williams Is Now Suing Will.i.am Over ‘I Am’ Bust Up
Follwing Will.i.am sending him a cease and desist letter over his use of the phrase “I Am”, Pharrell Williams is now suing the Black Eyed Peas frontman back.
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Kim Kardashian Gives Kanye West An Apple Mouse Signed By Steve Jobs For Father’s Day
Kim K bought Kanye West a cool Father’s Day gift – autographed Apple mice from Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.
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Professor Green’s Having A Twitter Meltdown Over Sunday People Article
There’s a three-way Twitter war going on right now between Professor Green, Lily Allen and Sunday People journo Katie Hind.
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What Does Our Reaction To Lee Rigby’s Murder Tell Us About Our Own Problems?
With the date now set for the trials of Lee Rigby’s murderers, we take a look what our reaction to the event exposes our problems.
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The Westboro Baptist Church’s Vile Rant At Taylor Swift
The Westboro Baptist Church are at it again – read their nasty rant at Taylor Swift.
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NFL Player Gets Engaged To Hulk Hogan’s Daughter Without Asking His Permission, Hulk Hogan Is Angry
An NFL player got engaged to Hulk Hogan’s daughter, only he didn’t ask the Hulkster’s permission. Does he have a death wish?
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Reckless Youths Destroy 100,000 Piece Lego Helicopter Worth $23k
A gang of reckless kids destroyed this man’s 100,000 piece lego helicopter. Should he go vigilante mode?
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Breaking Bad Fan Tries To Dissolve Body In Acid Bath
A Breaking Bad fan tried to dissolve a dead body in a bathtub filled with acid. Here’s what happened.
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A House You Might Actually Be Able To Afford….But What’s The Catch?
It’s a real bitch to get on the property ladder, but this house (balanced on a cliff edge) will really stick it to your mortgage adviser.
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Challenge 35 Is Introduced In Glasgow Bars As 34 Year Old MP Is Refused Service
A 34 year old MP was refused service at a Springsteen gig last week and so we ask are age challenge laws becoming too ridiculous?
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Alec Baldwin Has A Twitter Meltdown
Alec Baldwin has a Twitter meltdown brought on by the Daily Mail publishing a story that his wife was tweeting through James Gandolfini’s funeral.
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Indian News Reporter Narayan Pargaien Uses Flood Victim To Keep Himself Dry While Reporting
When Indian news reporter Narayan Pargaien was asked to report…
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Wiley Has Twitter Meltdown Over Playing Glastonbury, Vents Anger On Management
Wiley’s been acting a right little diva since touching down at Glastonbury.
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Russian Man Gets Revenge By Filling Someone’s Car With Cement
What do you do if someone blocks your car in? Well, if you’re in Russia, you pump a tonne of concrete into their car….
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Will.I.Am Suing Pharrell, Claims He Owns The Rights To The Phrase ‘I Am’
Will.i.am apparently owns the rights to the phrase ‘I Am’, as he sets in motion a lawsuit against Pharrell over his new brand.
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Sharon Osbourne Says She Wants To Perform Oral Sex On Prince Charles
That foul-mouthed Sharon Osbourne claimed on US TV that she’d be up for some sexy time with Prince Charles, in exchange for a title.
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The EDL Are Poking The Wasp Nest Again – But Will The Wasps Sting?
Never content with not being dicks, the EDL have invited the Abbot and Costello of bigotry over for tea.
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Labour Councillor Lost His Virginity To Alien Hologram When He Was Five
Simon Parkes went on This Morning for an interview about his alien experiences and ended up looking even crazier than he did last week.
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The Parentage Of Michael Jackson’s ‘Children’ Finally Revealed
We’ll give you a clue – the father isn’t Michael Jackson.
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Man Caught On CCTV Having Sex With A Bike (Kinda NSFW)
I don’t think I’d even know how you would describe a man having sex with a bike, so it’s a good thing this guy got caught so we can see it.
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Richard Dawkins Has Lost His God Damned Mind (Or Ironically Become Possessed By Demons)
Ever wondered what it would be like to listen to Richard Dawkins whilst taking bad acid? He’s gone to the trouble of answering that question for everyone…
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Jim Carrey Pans His New Movie Before It Comes Out
Jim Carrey has withdrawn support for his new movie Kick Ass 2 because he no longer stands behind the movie’s violent themes. Is he being a bit unfair?
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Edward Snowden Trolls Journalists
Edward Snowden got the drop on everyone who is chasing him again when he didn’t turn up for a flight loads of people thought he was going to be on.
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Stephen Hawking Says We Have 1,000 Years To Escape Earth
Stephen Hawking estimates we have around a thousand years to go before Earth is entirely uninhabitable, which means we need to start colonising other planets or risk extinction.
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World War Z: As Bad As We Feared?
The knives have been out for Brad Pitt’s zombie movie since the first trailers were released; can it turn around the negative buzz and emerge victorious?
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Man With 10 Stone Testicles Disappointed With Surgery Results
Wes Warren had the world’s biggest balls until a surgeon volunteered to cut them off. Now Wes has an even worse problem.
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David Beckham Visits Shanghai University, 7 People End Up In Hospital
David Beckham is on a 7 day tour of China to clean up the image of the Chinese Super League, but he may end up doing more harm than good.
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Labour Councillor Claims That ‘Having Sex With An Alien’ Is Causing Problems In His Marriage
If you found out your husband was cheating on you then you would probably be pretty gutted, but it would be even worse if he said he was having sex with an alien right?
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Chinese Dog Meat Festival Looks Ruff
The stereotype comes alive in China once a year as they “celebrate” with a dog meat festival. Not a pretty sight at all.
