Here’s Some Pictures & A Video Of A Half-Tonne Mako Shark Caught In California
Some nutter caught a massive mako shark this week in California. Here’s the deets…. stay out of the water people.
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Mario Balotelli Calls Out Usain Bolt On Twitter And Then Pussies Out
When Mario Balotelli got Twitter everyone was stoked but he’s been relatively tame until now, but that might have finally changed as he called Usain Bolt out on it last night. But then pussied out immediately.
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15,000-Year-Old Woolly Mammoth Found With Blood In Veins, Russians Want To Clone it
Scientists in Siberia have discovered blood in the veins of a 15,000-year-old woolly mammoth. Will it be possible to clone?
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Canadian School Kid Stops Bully From Stabbing Classmate, Gets Punished For Interfering
A Canadian schoolboy who stopped his classmate from being stabbed was sent to the headmaster’s office and punished. Are we teaching kids not to be heroes?
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Mike GLC Says He And Tulisa Are Innocent And Video Footage Was Doctored In Unconvincing Interview
Mike GLC has come out in a TV Interview on NBC claiming that the footage which exposed him and Tulisa as drug dealers was ‘edited and chopped together.’ Yeah right.
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Missed News: Lindsay Lohan Punched a Psychic
Troubled star Lindsay Lohan actually did something quite commendable last year. Then, predictably, got arrested for it.
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Lizard/Rat Discovered On Mars? NASA Photo On Mars Reveals Something
NASA’s Curiosity Rover has uncovered alien life, according to some. But does the evidence show a lizard, a rat… or just another rock?
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Rihanna Fan Contracts Herpes After Using Rihanna Lipstick
A woman named Starkeema claims to have caught herpes using Rihanna’s Riri Woo MAC lipstick range.
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Myleene Klass Feeds Family And Friends Her Own Breast Milk
I just like knowing that celebrities are a bit weird, I think we all do, and the squeaky clean Klass is no exception.
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Alton Towers’ New Ride ‘The Smiler’ Isn’t Ready And People Are Not Smiling
You’d of thought by the TV ads that Alton Towers’ killer new ride is open but it actually isn’t. Have they ballsed this up?
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Tommy Robinson’s EDL Have About As Much Direction As An Episode Of Banzai
The English Defence League led by Tommy Robinson will never amount to anything more than annoying racists.
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Photos Of Hulk Hogan’s Badly Burnt Hand After His Radiator Exploded
If you ever wanted to know what happens when home radiator repair goes wrong then Hulk Hogan can show you in pretty gruesome fashion.
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The Simpsons Are Cashing In Big Time By Building A Huge Simpsons Themed Theme Park
A Springfield based theme park is opening in America with loads of food and shops from the show. Ka-ching Mr. Groening!
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In Sweden There Is Only One Liquor Store Called The Systembolaget And It Is Run By The Government – Good Or Bad Thing?
If you want to get pissed in Sweden your only option is buying it off the state run alcohol outlets; they have a monopoly on all of the alcohol legally sold in their own liquor stores called the Systembolagets. Here’s why we at SICK CHIRPSE think this is a wicked idea.
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TV’s Sabrina Gets A Harsh Lesson In Reality When Her Kickstarter Project Sets A Record For Lowest Ever Take
Former child star Melissa Joan Hart has learned that Kickstarter projects don’t work out so well when nobody cares about them.
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Woolwich Murder: British Racists Aren’t Helping The Problem
Everyone is appalled by the Woolwich murder, but retreating into nationalistic foxholes isn’t going to help.
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The Toronto Mayor Is (Possibly) A Crackhead And There Is Possibly A Video Of Him Smoking Crack
A video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford is being touted on the streets and $160K has already been raised to fund its release
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Intense Video Footage Of Police Shooting The Woolwich Attackers Has Emerged (NSFW)
Everyone knows what happened in Woolwich a couple of days ago, but a couple of videos have emerged of the police shooting the suspects as they ran over to attack them. It’s pretty grim viewing.
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Robin Van Persie Completely Trolls Piers Morgan By Sending Him An Autographed Photo Of Him Kissing The Premier League Trophy
Nobody likes Piers Morgan so it’s really awesome when someone completely rinses him.
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Al Qaeda Vs. The Internet: There’s Only Going To Be One Winner
In the wake of another terror attack, it’s important that we all appreciate that the way to battle extremism is with education and communication, and the greatest possible tool for that is right at your fingertips.
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Here’s Some Of The Dumbest Social Media Reaction To The Woolwich Incident Yesterday
Social media means that anyone can voice their opinions, no matter how abhorrent or racist they are and we have to listen to them. Here’s some of the dumbest I found yesterday.
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Twitter Users Confuse EDL With EDF And Bombard Twitter Feed With Abuse; Only Not Really
Four people made jokes tweeting EDF instead of EDL, then the EDF Twitter replied to them and now the whole of Twitter has gone crazy thinking that loads of people have confused the EDF and EDL.
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Machete Attack In South East London Leaves One Beheaded And Two Shot Dead; Rapper Boya Dee Livetweets The Incident
It’s not every day someone gets beheaded with a machete in South East London in the middle of the day. Rapper Boya Dee just happened to be walking past at the time and live tweeted it – his account is equal parts horrific and hilarious.
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New Xbox One Launched
The New Xbox was released today and Sick Chirpse is here with all the news.
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Tornado Survivor Finds Dog Underneath Rubble Of Destroyed House During Live TV Interview
Even though this is the aftermath of a huge hurricane that destroyed parts of Oklahoma, things don’t really get more heartwarming than this.
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The Eurovision Song Contest Is Well Renowned For Having Some Truly Terrible Songs, But Finland’s Entry This Year Might Be The Worst Yet
Did anyone watch Eurovision on Saturday? I didn’t, cause I was talking codshit to strangers at a house party in Brixton till the sun rose. However, Finland’s entry popped up on my facebook feed and here’s a few reasons why I thought it was one of the shittest things I’ve ever heard/ seen.
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Chicken Wars: KFC Strikes Back With A Video Reply Regarding Their Chickens
KFC have had enough of all you internet people bad mouthing The Colonel, so have produced a lame video so you can see the cuddly chickens before you eat them.
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Syrian Rebels Bomb Building And Unintentionally Recreate The Set Of Bryan Adams Video
Syrian rebels bomb a building and the result sort of looks like the set from a Bryan Adams Video from the 90’s.
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Zimbabwean Woman’s Vagina Disappears After Having Sex With Married Man
Zimbabwean woman had a reputation for sleeping around, that was until she woke up one morning to discover her vagina had disappeared…
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A Mexican Restaurant In Florida Has Started Selling Lion-Meat Tacos And Have Received Bomb And Rape Threats Because Of It
A Mexican restaurant in Florida is letting customers eat lion meat. It’s only fair; lions do it to us all the time…
