The Grossest Use Of Mayonnaise In History
A lot of people really, really hate mayonnaise and don’t want it anywhere near their food and I don’t really get it because I really like it. A mayonnaise enema is completely disgusting though.
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Woman Attempts Suicide at Comic Con; Fans Think It’s A Kick Ass 2 Stunt
A woman contemplated suicide from her high-rise apartment outside Comic Con, and people at the convention thought the whole thing was a stunt.
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We Need A Town Crier Like Prince William & Kate
This town crier smashed the royal baby announcement. Let’s get one for Sick Chirpse.
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Dennis Farina Is Dead
Dennis Farina – who you might recognise as Cousin Avi from Snatch – has died.
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Chipotle Employee Completely Screwed Up Their Twitter Feed
It’s really funny when multinational companies employ people who have no idea how to use technology to run their social media feeds because then awesome stuff like this happens.
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A Company In Japan Turns Women Into Walking Billboards
A company in Japan has starting painting adverts on women’s legs to sell their products to perverts. Even Green Day have got in on the act.
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Spanish Man Dies After Drinking Competition
Not content with running from angry bulls in the street, the Spanish are now trying to drink themselves to death.
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Nazi-Themed Café In Indonesia
The owner of a café in Indonesia is in serious need of a history lesson.
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Satanists Have Turned Westboro Baptist Church Founder’s Mum Gay
The Satanic Temple has performed a ‘Pink Mass’ over the grave of WBC founder Fred Phelps’ mum’s grave, and turned her spirit gay. Is this the greatest troll ever?
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North Korea Has Become The Kwik Fit Of Nuclear Weapons
Everyone loves N. Korea’s nuclear antics – so you’ll be happy to hear they’ve tried to smuggle nuclear weapons in – by hiding them under sugar.
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Should Disabled Fighters Be Allowed To Compete In MMA?
People with physical disabilities compete in MMA all the time. What about people with cognitive disabilities?
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4-Year-Old Finds Packed Weed Pipe In Burger King Kid’s Meal
A 4-year-old got a free weed pipe packed full of hash and weed with his kid’s meal from Burger King.
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Frankie Boyle Goes On Hunger Strike
Everyone’s favourite controversial comedian, Frankie Boyle, goes on hunger strike in support of the last-remaining British detainee in Guantanamo Bay.
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Kanye West Goes Off At Paparazzi Again
Another week, another Kanye assault on the paps.
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Albuquerque Terrorised By Serial Shitter
A female runner in Albuquerque, New Mexico has been caught on camera repeatedly having a poo in one man’s yard.
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Ever Wonder How Reddit Makes Money? Find Out Here
I never really understood how Reddit could make any money, but now one of the guys running it has outlined their exact business model and plans for the future. Check it out here.
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Leaked Recording Of Kanye West Ranting After The 2009 MTV VMAs
Gawker leak a recording of Kanye continuing his rant at the 2009 MTV VMAs in private; Taylor Swift, Pink, MTV, Fame, Anyone-That-Isn’t-Kanye all come under fire.
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Healthy, Able-Bodied Woman Wants £16k Surgery To Become Paraplegic And Live In A Wheelchair
This woman needs £16k to fund the surgery she needs to become a paraplegic, as she says she wants to live life in a wheelchair.
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Man Sues Apple For Smut Addiction That Cost Him His Family
A man who lost his family due to his smut addiction is suing Apple for not protecting him from hardcore websites.
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Man Becomes A Quadrillionaire After PayPal Accidentally Transfer $92,233,720,368,547,800 Into His Account
PayPal temporarily make this guy the richest man in the world, due to a mistake. They then remove all the funds and life’s normal again.
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There’s A New Bar Opening In London And It Doesn’t Serve Alcohol
A new alcohol-free bar is opening in London. Reckon it could work?
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Rolling Stone Magazine Cover Featuring Boston Marathon Bomber Causes Outrage
Rolling Stone have decided to run this picture of the surviving Boston Bomber on their cover. Have they thought this through?
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Vladimir Putin Inspects Shipwreck In Mini Submarine
Vladimir Putin is the hardest president around – check him out riding a mini submarine deep into the ocean.
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UK Woman Discovers Flesh Eating Maggots In Her Ear
Another South American horror story courtesy of a woman who woke up with ten flesh eating maggots trapped in her ear. Ouch.
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Man Reacts Perfectly To Kanye West Selling Plain White T-Shirt For $120
Would you pay $120 for a plain white T-shirt, as sold by Kanye West? Or would you react the way this guy did?
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Money Makes the World (Cup) Go Roundâ€
Qatar have announced their outrageous plans for the 2022 FIFA World Cup and it looks set to be the best or worst World Cup ever.
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A Redditor Has Been Leaking WWE Results For Months
Some guy on Reddit has been leaking WWE PPV results for months now. Is there a leak in the ship or is this part of WWE’s master plan?
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Hitler Superhero Poster Forces Thailand Uni Apology
Is this poster of Hitler as a superhero outside Chulalongkorn University distasteful or can you see the funny side?
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Doctor Diagnoses Back Pain Patient With ‘Ghetto Booty’
This woman was told that her back pain was a result of her ghetto booty – does she have a right to be annoyed?
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Bristol Couple Going Large And Having Wedding Reception At McDonald’s
Bristol couple, Steven and Emily, have decided to go large and have their wedding reception at McDonalds. What is the world coming to.
