Indian Court Rules That Sex Consummates Marriage
A court ruling in India has concluded that having sex equates to being legally married. What would this mean for the world if it became universal law?
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James Gandolfini Dead Aged 51 – Sopranos Star Suffers Massive Heart Attack While Visiting Italy
James Gandolfini, most famous for his role playing Tony Soprano in The Sopranos has reportedly died from a heart attack while visiting Italy.
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Rapper J. Cole Blackmailed By Twitter User Holding A Gun To Little Girl’s Head
A Twitter user threatened to kill his little sister unless rapper J. Cole retweeted his message.
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Horny Japanese Teenagers Are Licking Each Other’s Eyeballs
Horny teenagers are licking each other’s eyeballs in the Far East, are we next?
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Paravelo: The World’s First Flying Bicycle
A look at the Paravelo, the world’s first flying bicycle invented by UK based company XploreAir.
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Nick Griffin Reminds Us All That He’s A Fucking Idiot
The Nigella Lawson/Charles Saatchi incident got even worse when Nick Griffin decides he isn’t getting enough attention.
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Taylor Swift Completely Rinses Kanye West On Twitter About The Birth Of His Son
Taylor Swift finally gets revenge on Kanye West for interrupting her acceptance speech at the VMA’s a couple of years ago via social media.
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U.S. Emissions Hit Lowest Point Since The Nineties. This Is NOT GOOD.
Environmentalists are happy about the recent drop in American emissions, but it’s far from a happy picture…
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Escaped Ostrich Goes On The Rampage In China
Watch this escaped ostrich go on the rampage through the busy streets of Zhangzou City, China.
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Donald Trump Gets Absolutely Rinsed In Twitter War With ‘Modern Family’ Writer
Danny Zuker – writer for TV show ‘Modern Family’ – had a back and forth Twitter war with billionaire Donald Trump and won.
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Psy Lookalike Goes To Cannes & Monaco Grand Prix, Fools Everyone
Dennis Carre from Ireland stuck on some cheap shades and spoke with a fake Korean accent to get inside the Cannes Film Festival and Monaco Grand Prix.
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Top 10 Prince Phillip Gaffs
Prince Philip has been taken to hospital for exploratory surgery. We pay tribute to the Prince with a list of the Prince’s most shocking gaffs.
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Michael Gove Anounces New GCSEs
An exam shakeup has made headlines, but nobody seems to have noticed just how useless high school exams are…
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Chinese Farmer Arrested For Pretending To Have An Alien In His Freezer
In an effort to convince people that aliens are real a Chinese chap makes a fake one and ends up getting arrested for being a pillock.
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Walrus Lodger Requested On Brighton Gumtree
I have seen some pretty weird stuff on Gumtree but this might just take the proverbial. A person, gender and age unknown who claims to have spent 3 years living alone on St Lawrence Island (a sparsely inhabited island in the Arctic ocean, part of Alaska but closer to Siberia) wants a lodger who will dress up as a walrus because they are missing their walrus friend ‘Gregory’.
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Vampire Woman Is Addicted To Drinking Human Blood
This mother of two from Pennsylvania, US has been drinking human blood for 30 years and loves it.
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U.N. Investigator Worried About Terminators
Concerns have been raised at the U.N. about future un-manned, self governing killing machines.
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Former NFL Star Chad Ochocinco Jailed After Slapping His Lawyer’s Butt
Chad Johnson landed himself in jail for 30 days after slapping his lawyer on the backside while in court.
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Apple Announced Some New Stuff And The Internet Got Excited
The computer giant got fanboys and tech nerds all stimulated after announcing a bunch of new stuff last night. Sick Chirpse finds the whole thing quite amusing.
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NSA Whistleblower Comes Forward: Is It Fair That The Government Has Access To Our Data?
Meet the man who exposed the US government’s extensive surveillance operations as we ask whether this has all been blown out of proportion.
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50 Cent Agrees To Fan’s Request For Him To Piss In Her Mouth
This is pretty jokes. I’m sure when you’re a famous…
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Badger Swagger Aims To Save The Badgers With Rap, Guitar Solos
A crack squad of famous people have come together to save the badgers. Sick Chirpse is behind them all the way.
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Rihanna Gives Fan A Special Treat At Concert In Holland
Rihanna gives a fan a raunchy private show at her concert in Holland.
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Conspiracy Theorist Alex Jones Disrupts BBC Sunday Politics Show, Gets Called An ‘Idiot’
Alex Jones was ranting like a maniac on the BBC’s Sunday Politics Show today, so Andrew Neil had to shut him down.
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Saudi Prince Sues Forbes For Undervaluing His Wealth by $9.6bn
Prince Alwaleed bin Talal is pissed because Forbes magazine wrote that he was worth $20 billion instead of $30 billion. Now he wants to sue them.
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The Hunt Is On For The Mass Grave Of History’s Worst Video Game
Was the disastrous “E.T.” video game really used as landfill? We’re about to find out…
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D.C. Couple Robbed At Gunpoint While Eating Out At Pizza Restaurant
Washington D.C. might not be the murder capital of the world anymore, but you still get people robbing people at gunpoint whilst they eat pizza in plain sight. Check it out here.
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Seattle Woman Starves Herself To Death; Internet Mildly Amused
A woman in Seattle is attempting to live on sunlight alone. No prizes for guessing how this is going to turn out…
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Man Punches Judge, Is Subjected To Least Surprising Arrest Ever
A crazed member of the public has launched a very physical objection to his brother’s sentencing.
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Kim Jong Il’s Former Personal Chef Spills The Beans On The Crazy Korean
Meet Kenji Fujimoto, the former personal chef to Kim Jong Il. He escaped from North Korea and is now giving insights into the wacky world of his ex-boss.
