Tesco’s Inflatable Gay Best Friend Doll Offends Everyone
An inflatable gay best friend is a product I never ever thought I would see being sold anywhere, least of all at one of the country’s leading supermarkets.
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Firefighter Brings Kitten Back To Life
Cutest thing you will see today – firefighter brings kitten back to life.
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Which Is The Most Dishonest City In The World?
Reader’s Digest ran this test in 16 cities across the world to find which was the most honest and dishonest.
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Woman Earns Engagement Ring By Making 300 Sandwiches For Her Boyfriend
Apparently the way to a man’s heart is through making him 300 sandwiches. Who said love was dead in the 21st century?
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Patrick The Gorilla Gets Kicked Out Of Zoo For Being ‘Sexist’
Patrick the gorilla has had quite a tough upbringing, and now he’s being accused of being a sexist. Is it understandable that Patrick just wants to hang around other dudes, given his history?
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Giant Underwater Pyramid Found Near Azores Islands
This could be one of the great new mysteries of the 21st century unless we go down there and figure out what the hell is going on right now.
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Chinese Man Has New Nose Grown On Forehead
You don’t need us to tell you how gross this is – a Chinese man is growing a new nose on his forehead to replace the one he smashed in a car accident.
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Ex Deputy London Mayor Richard Barnes Uploads Dick Pics To Facebook
The ex deputy major of London has accidentally uploaded a couple of dick pics to Facebook after leaving his auto-upload feature on. Whoops.
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Pakistan’s Earthquake Was So Powerful It Created A New Island
Every now and again an earthquake is so powerful that it changes the surface of the Earth. This is what happened yesterday in Pakistan when a new island was formed as a side effect of the earthquake.
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Kanye West Compares Wearing Skinny Jeans To The Civil Rights Movement
Kanye West has long been famed for embarking on rants that make literally no sense during his interviews, but Zane Lowe really let him run with this one.
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New $100 Bills In America Could Be Worth Over $1000
No, that isn’t a typo and it’s not a mistake by the Federal Reserve either – it’s because geeky currency collectors completely mark out over their serial numbers.
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Pussy Riot’s Nadezhda Tolokonnikova Goes On Hunger Strike
Member of jailed girl band Pussy Riot has gone on hunger strike to protest awful living conditions in prison. She explains all in this open letter to the Guardian.
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Karim Benzema Pays €8000 For Two Nights With Transsexual Belgian Hooker
If you’re a rich footballer, I guess you’ve gotta spend your money on something.
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Nasa Release Photo Of Han Solo Encased In Carbonite On The Surface Of Mercury
Han Solo is up to his old tricks – Nasa have released photos of the intergalactic smuggler once again encased in carbonite, this time on Mercury.
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The Population Of Britain’s Most Poisonous Spider Is Growing
The false widow spider is the deadliest spider in the UK, and there are more of them now than ever before.
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Online Paedophile Hunting Gangs Are Beefing With Each Other
We covered Stinson Hunter and his anti paedophile vigilante movements on Monday, but it turns out there are more anti paedophile groups in the UK – and they don’t seem to like each other.
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Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose
A 66-year-old gentleman popped one pill too many and ended up with a permanent boner that eventually had to be amputated.
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Which Country Has The Biggest Penis?
Targetmap has created a colour coded map of the world by penis size. Who really has the biggest dick then huh?
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5 Crimes Against Humanity That The US Completely Ignored
America claims that the reason they’re invading Syria is because they won’t sit back and watch while Assad wipes out his own people. They didn’t seem to have a problem letting the following 5 brutalities occur however.
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Brazilian Businessman Buries £310,000 Bentley To Use In The Afterlife
Count Scarpa not only has an awesome name but also an awesome plan to bury his Bentley for use in the afterlife – just like the ancient Egyptians did.
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GTA V Inspires Wave Of Stupid Crimes
Some people were willing to do anything to get their hands on a copy of GTA V on its release day, resorting to crimes one would find within the game itself.
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Incredible Pictures From Inside The Nairobi Mall Massacre
The Nairobi Mall Massacre began on Saturday with 39 people in the worst terrorist attack in Kenya’s history, and this photographer was right in the middle of the action.
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Hello Kitty Hope To Get Asian Women Drinking With Brand New Beer
It’s cute. It’s cuddly. It’s charming – and now it’s going to be frothy, bubbly and refreshing fun for all the family – Hello Kitty have released a beer.
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Writer Masturbates On Subway, Writes Article About It
A writer for Cosmopolitan magazine was tasked with masturbating on public transport and writing about it.
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Man Vs Food’s Adam Richman Gets Skinny
Everyone knows Adam Richman as the fatass host of Man Vs Food, but you won’t believe how he looks now that he’s retired from eating competitions.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football One Month Down
Liverpool are some how top. Chelsea can’t buy a win. Spurs say bye bye to Bale. Jonjo Shelvey is a fucking clown. Eto’o is old and shit. Man Utd still know how to win.
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Weirdest eBay Site Ever
I don’t spend a lot of time trawling through eBay but when I came across this site I just couldn’t believe that anyone would think that anyone would want to buy this crap. And it doesn’t look like they have, either.
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Triphalangeal Thumbs – The Hands With Five Fingers
This is really freaky, but can obviously be explained by science and medical knowledge.
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UKIP Politician Godfrey Bloom Calls Female Activists ‘Sluts’, Hits Reporter
UKIP politician and MEP Godfrey Bloom has put his foot right in it.
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Jay Z Bodyguard Was Fired For Masturbating To Pics Of Beyonce, Blue Ivy
Disturbing details of Jay Z and Beyonce’s former bodyguard have come to the light after his death.
