Introducing – The Pizzaburger
Those Americans have created a beautiful monster.
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Europe Set To End Mobile Phone Roaming Charges
The European Commission is actually attempting to pass some legislation that will actually benefit everyone involved with it, including the little guy.
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Unlucky Frog Photobombs NASA Rocket Launch
This little critter was in the wrong place at the wrong time and ended up photobombing NASA’s rocket launch last week.
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Toy Company Releases Meth Lab Playsets
A toy company has released a Breaking Bad inspired meth lab playset and people aren’t happy.
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Parents Make Girl Hold Sign On Street Apologising For Twerking
These parents have chosen to publicly humiliate their daughter for twerking at her school dance.
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Mutant Six Clawed Lobster Discovered Off The Coast Of Massachusetts
We never thought the day would come when we encountered giant mutated lobsters, but it’s here right now.
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World’s Largest Cave In Vietnam Set To Open As Tourist Attraction
In Vietnam, the world’s biggest cave exists which is five and a half miles long and features a jungle, a river and all kinds of strange plant and animal species. It’s pretty much an alien world.
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Liverpool Girl Spends £20k On Surgery To Look Like Pamela Anderson
A Liverpool lass has forked out £20k on looking like her idol Pamela Anderson.
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New Survey Results: Indian Men Have The Least Sex, But Who Has The Most?
An Indian magazine commissioned a study to find out which nationality had the most sex, only to discover that they came last. Who was top of the pile though?
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Dennis Rodman Announces Birth Of Kim Jong-un’s Daughter
Dennis Rodman has been in North Korea the past week visiting his good buddy Kim Jong-un. This is what went down on the trip.
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University Of California Offers ‘Zombie’ Course
The University Of California has introduced a course focusing on the Zombie apocalypse.
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New Ford S-Max Concept: The Car That Monitors Your Heart Rate
New Ford S-Max Concept – Measures drivers blood pressure and heart rate, communicates with other vehicles, and integrates your mobile life.
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Conjoined Twin Smut Film To Be Released Next Year (NSFW)
The latest innovation in the blue movie world – conjoined twin smut.
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Crazy Zoo Monkey Rips Off Baby’s Testicle And Eats It
A crazy monkey attacks baby boy at an out of control zoo in China.
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Man Steals Woman’s Phone On First Date When She Didn’t Have Any Money
When you recite your list of worst first dates, I doubt it was as bad as this one because even if the guy was a bore, he probably didn’t try and steal your phone.
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Guy Kills His Friend For ‘Proving’ God Doesn’t Exist
Things got a little bit out of hand when two friends got smashed on cocaine and alcohol and started a religious debate.
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Disgruntled Customer Completely Annihilates British Airways Via Twitter
He utilised Twitter to its maximum potential and it could lead to a whole new era of customer complaints.
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Jack Nicholson Has Retired – Here Are His Top 7 Sickest Characters
Jack Nicholson retired from the acting game this week – here are the top 7 sickest characters he ever played.
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Cleveland Man Forced To Wear Idiot Sign After Insulting Police
Judge Pinkey Carr doled out her unusual style of justice again this week when she made a man stand outside a police station wearing a sign saying he was an idiot.
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Ohio Kidnapper Ariel Castro Found Dead In His Cell
Some people get off way too easy.
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Senator John McCain Busted Playing Online Poker At US Syria Debate
When you’re an important figure in world politics about to make an astronomical decision regarding the future of a nation, it’s probably best to pay attention rather than play online poker on your iPhone.
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New Data Reveals 300,000 Attempts To Access Adult Content In Parliament
Data released this week shows that computers within the houses of parliament made 300,000 attempts to access adult content.
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Dennis Rodman Returns To North Korea To Hang Out With His Mate Kim
Dennis Rodman enjoyed his trip to North Korea so much that he’s gone back for another visit. What will he and Kim Jong Un get up to this time?
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Two Record Sized Alligators Caught In Mississippi
Alligator hunting season has kicked off with a bang in America as two record sized alligators have been bagged and tagged within hours of one another. Check out some of the biggest alligators ever here.
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Wretch 32 Condoms Are Turning People Off
Durex have made Wretch 32 the face of their extra safe range – here’s the reaction.
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What Does The Rest Of The World Think About America’s Plans To Bomb Syria?
Only France has offered to join the US in attacking Syria. How does the rest of the world feel about it?
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Girl With No Vagina Becomes Pregnant After Three-Way Knife Fight
A teenage girl in the small African nation of Lesotho became unexpectedly pregnant after a knife fight. Is it the virgin birth all over again?
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Opportunistic Van Driver Gets Brilliant Free Advertising During Transfer Deadline Day
This van driver saw his chance for some free advertising on transfer deadline day and took it.
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Twitter User’s ‘Suicide’ Exposed As Possible Marketing Stunt For Pop Album
The inevitable has finally happened and a Twitter user has decided to live tweet their own suicide. Or did they? Or was it just a sick marketing stunt for a new pop album?
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Giant ‘Avozilla’ Avocado Set To Go On Sale
Avocados have become a staple in the supermarket fruit section over the past couple of years and now we’ve reached the next step of their evolution – the Avozilla.
