Infant With Rabies Infects Parents By Biting Them
Could rabies be the disease that actually leads to the equivalent of a zombie invasion on this planet? We’re one step closer….
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South Korea Develops Jellyfish Shredding Robots
South Korea has found a way to solve its jellyfish problem – jellyfish shredding robots.
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American Apparel Are Selling A T-shirt That Has A Bleeding Vagina On The Front
So American Apparel are selling a t-shirt that has a bleeding vagina on the front. Edgy.
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Man Forgets To Book Wedding Venue, Calls In Bomb Threat To Cover It Up
A man who forgot to book the venue for his wedding preferred to call in a hoax bomb threat than to let his missus know he messed up. Unfortunately, she found out anyway.
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Robots Are Soon To Take Over The World And Kill Us All – According To The Chief Of The R.A.F.
Let’s take a wry look at autonomous killer robots – a Terminator and Robocop future of Taranis drones over Hackney Tesco.
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Chris Brown Admits To Losing Virginity Aged Eight
In a somewhat bizarre and unnecessary admission, Chris Brown has stated that he lost his V plates pretty much as soon as he got out of diapers.
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Lord Sugar Investigated Over Hate Tweet
A tweet by Alan Sugar last week offended one person so much they filed a complaint to the police. Now Lord Sugar is being investigated by police for a “hate incidentâ€.
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Investors Mistake Tweeter For Twitter, Boost Company’s Stock Price 1,800%
A down-on-its-luck company called Tweeter has received an unexpected boost after investors mistook it for Twitter.
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Mehdi Hasan Rips The Daily Mail Apart On BBC Question Time
Mehdi Hasan rips into the Daily Mail on BBC Question Time in one of the best smack downs in Question Time history.
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Punk Band Shoot Porno On The Lawn Of Westboro Baptist Church
This is probably one of the best marketing stunts in the history of music.
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Is Burger King Changing Its Name To Fries King?
In order to promote its new healthier ‘Satisfries,’ Burger King appears to have changed its name to Fries King. Or has it?
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Photos You Need To See From Today’s Attack On Capitol Hill In Washington
Are you aware that someone’s been shot at Capitol Building in Washington and the White House is on lockdown right now? Here’s the full story in photos.
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Grandad Writes Scathing Letter To Daughter After She Disowns Gay Son
Is this the world’s coolest grandad? Check out the letter he wrote to his daughter after finding out she’d disowned his gay grandson.
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3D Printed Toothbrush Cleans Your Teeth In 6 Seconds
Is the Blizzident toothbrush the future of toothbrushing? We think it could be.
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NRA Lobbyist Shoots Elephant In The Face, Hunting Show Gets Cancelled
NRA lobbyist John Makris has had his hunting show cancelled after viewers saw him shoot an elephant twice in the face.
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LostProphets Call It Quits After Ian Watkins Paedophile Accusations
Following the recent paedophilia accusations levelled at Ian Watkins, the LostProphets have decided to call it a day.
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The United States Federal Government Is Closed – But Why?
The United States federal government has been shutdown for the first time in 17 years, but why has this happened? We take a look at the multitude of reasons that have led to this point.
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Wilfried Zaha Dropped For Being Caught In Bed With David Moyes Daughter
One of the more puzzling aspects of Manchester United’s season is how they’ve pretty much ignored young hotshot Wilfried Zaha, despite their other wide players being crap. Could this be the reason for his non appearances?
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Wentworth Miller Gives Incredibly Moving Speech About Coming Out
Wentworth Miller gave an incredibly moving speech about coming out and why it’s important to speak out and stand up for who you are.
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Man Killed By Half Ton Of Marijuana
A Brazilian man was transporting half a ton of marijuana in his car when he crashed into a tree and got crushed by all of it.
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Danny Dyer To Join EastEnders As New Landlord Of The Queen Vic
Everyone’s favourite East End boy is finally coming home.
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Wife Gets Husband To Shoot Neighbour For ‘Telepathically Raping’ Her
A man shot his neighbour in the back after his wife complained he’d been telepathically raping her.
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Wedding Interrupted By Man Cutting Off His Own Testicles
This sounds like the best episode of ‘Don’t Tell The Bride’ ever.
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Faces Of Facebook Website Shows Every Profile Pic Ever On One Page
Let’s see if you can find your face in this virtual ocean of profile pics.
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Killer Hornets Sting 28 People To Death In China
The Asian giant hornet has killed 28 people and injured nearly 600 over the last 3 months.
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Wife Will Take Back Cheating Husband If He Gets 10K Likes On Facebook
In the age of social media, this is the only way to deal with getting cheated on.
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Bill Gates Admits That CTRL ALT DEL Was A Mistake
It turns out that one of the functions that has literally saved your life multiple times was actually a mistake.
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Romeo Rose Completely Outdoes Himself And Is Even Worse Than We Imagined
The Huffington Post interviewed Romeo Rose and he was even more of an asshole than we could have imagined. And we already thought he was the biggest asshole ever.
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Andrew W.K.To Publish The Party Bible
After over ten years in the spotlight, Andrew W.K. is set to release his first book which is unsurprisingly a guide to partying.
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Cloned Cow Attacks Its Creator
A black cow that was cloned in South Korea has gone Frankenstein on its creator and badly injured him.
