Coca-Cola Apologises For Printing ‘YOU RETARD’ On Bottle Cap
Ever the bad boys of global capitalism, Coca-Cola have been forced to apologise for printing ‘YOU RETARD’ on the cap of a Vitamin Water bottle.
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Hiroshi Yamauchi Dies Aged 85; Here’s Why He Was Totally Awesome
Sick Chirpse pours one into the ground for the legendary former Nintendo president, without whom video gaming as we now know it would probably not exist.
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Snoop Dogg Won A Pound Of Weed On The Mayweather/Alvarez Fight
Snoop Dogg shows he is the dopest cainer known to man. He just won a lot of pot in a bet he made on a championship fight.
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Teenager Arrested For Stealing Dwarf Porn
When it was on, I used to watch The Bill. Not once were they ever after someone who liked to steal dwarf porn and then burn the place to the ground.
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Man Has Rare Condition That Means He Gets Drunk On Food
A Texan man has a rare condition that means he can get drunk by gorging on food – no alcohol needed.
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Northampton Clown Update: Speaks To Local Paper, ‘Superhero’ Vows To Track Him Down
The Northampton Clown’s notoriety has grown and he’s now given an interview for the first time, but a superhero has also sworn to track him down.
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Man Discovers He Slept Through The Night With 8 Foot Crocodile Under Bed
Nobody checks for monsters under their bed before they go to sleep anymore, but maybe after reading this they should start doing it again.
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Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Jeff Wagner’s Refreshing Campaign Video
A Minneapolis mayoral candidate has released a refreshingly honest campaign video.
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Amazon Sell Dye To Temporary Colour Women’s Greying Private Parts
My New Pink Button is a new product that enables women to dye their greying ‘lady parts’ a more pinkish colour, but some people aren’t happy about it.
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Manu Tuilagi Sort Of Burns David Cameron
The British and Irish Lions visited 10 Downing Street recently and one of the players has caused some rather tepid controversy.
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Intense Footage Of Brave Neighbours Helping Man Escape Burning Building
The cameraman is no help at all, but thankfully this man’s neighbours were.
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Nigerian Student ‘Proves’ That Gay Marriage Is Wrong With Science
A Nigerian post grad claims to have proven that gay marriage is wrong using science.
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Time Lapse Video Of Costa Concordia Salvage Operation And Photos
We’re pleased to report that the Costa Concordia salvage operation was a success and you can now watch a time lapse video of the whole operation, and check out some photos of how gross it looks now.
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Oh Christ, Jeremy Clarkson Wants To Get Into Politics
The idiot can’t even get the constituency right.
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Aaron Alexis Identified As Washington Navy Yard Shooter
Yesterday we reported on the Washington Navy Yard rampage and the killer has now been identified – and it’s nothing like the description that was given yesterday.
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First Indian American Woman Crowned ‘Miss America’; Called A Terrorist
Clearly a lot of people in America still live in the stone age because people weren’t happy that the new Miss America was of Indian descent and boy did they let Twitter know about it.
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Several Dead After Shooting At Washington Navy Yard
Several deaths have been reported at the Washington Navy Ship Yard after a disgruntled former employee went on a rampage with a semi automatic weapon there.
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Baby Elephant Cries For 5 Hours Straight After Mum Tries To Kill It
This baby elephant was bawling for 5 hours straight after his mum tried to kill him. Twice.
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There’s An Evil Clown Roaming The Streets Of Northampton At Night
Someone dressed as an evil clown has been going out of their way to creep people out in Northampton.
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Engineers Are Attempting To Raise The Costa Concordia Today – Follow It Live Here
Since it capsized over 18 months ago, the Costa Concordia – one of the biggest cruise liners in the world – has simply lay on its side in the Mediterranean. Now it’s time to move it and you can watch the biggest salvage operation ever live.
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You Can Buy Your Own Back To The Future Style DeLorean
Everyone wanted to drive the Back To The Future car when they were a kid – well now you can, and it only costs $45,000.
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Scathing Obituary Paints Horrible Picture Of Mother Of Eight
Next time you think you had a sucky childhood, ask yourself if you would ever write anything like this in your mother’s obituary.
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Welsh Dude Banned From Going Out At Night After Having Sex With Land Rover
Daniel ‘Hotcock’ Cooper isn’t allowed out on weekends anymore after having sex with a Land Rover Discovery.
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Man Bottles Girl In Cambridge Nightclub After She Turns Him Down (NSFW Pics)
This punk smashed a bottle over a girl’s head after she rejected his advances in a Cambridge nightclub.
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Bay Area Rapper Gets Robbed And Assaulted At Gunpoint (Video)
Rapper Messy Marv becomes the victim of a brutal gunpoint robbery after one of his shows, watch the video here.
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Voyager-1 Enters Interstellar Space
In 1977, NASA launched Voyager I. Now, it has become the first ever man-made object to leave our solar system.
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Obsessed One Direction Fan Kills Pet Dog After Her Tweet Goes Unanswered
A crazed One Directioner claims to have broken her dog’s neck because her tweets to the band went unanswered.
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Insane Instagram Pictures From The Huge Colorado Flood Happening Right Now
There have been insane amounts of rain in Boulder County Colorado over the last 48 hours leading to severe flooding. Here are some of the best Instagram photos chronicling the event.
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AT&T Uses 9/11 To Promote Smartphone
American telecoms giant AT&T decided to post a Twitter image on the anniversary of 9/11 – a decision that backfired enormously.
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Phonebloks: The Next Step For Smartphones?
Already sick of all the debates over the new iPhone? Don’t worry because different phone brands could become a thing of the past with Phonebloks.
