Surely that's a human rights violation.
Playing the long game.
The royal penis is clean, your Highness.
Love at first shit.
Bad curry mate?
Getting rid of the old ball and chain.
Apparently it's way better than putting it in a bowl of rice.
Best date ever.
People are not plants.
Kids these days.
Bang out of order.
Terrible news all round.
How was the first date? It was shitty.
Ethics and values in 2016.
Question is, was it a number 1 or a number 2?
"I'm livid right now and don't know what to do."
When you gotta go, you really gotta go.
When will people learn?
You wouldn't want to pop in for a brew.
If this happened to you would you freak the hell out about it or just calmly film it like Uirjah Faber did?
Sometimes, you absolutely positively have to jerk off and nothing is going to stop you - we all know the feeling.
Is it only you that thinks that glass of water tastes a bit different in the morning?