You couldn't make it up.
Come on dude.
It's getting messy out there.
There are a whole load of things that you can’t do in the workplace that you wouldn’t think twice about doing in...
Take it easy next time you've got a traffic jam in your colon.
That's the bank holiday sorted.
Probably need some sensitivity training there.
Mile high club membership comes with its issues.
Mile high club.
Best birthday present ever.
That's one hell of a grudge.
That's a hell of a floater.
Not a good idea to sit on the toilet for a long time.
He doesn't even look phased as he walks to the toilet.
That explains a lot.
Holiday from hell.