Jason Sudeikis stars in a skit about an American football coach who becomes the head coach of Tottenaham Hotspur and it’s actually surprisingly pretty funny.
US Football Coach Attempts To Coach An English Footy Team Read More »
With the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League set to kick off soon, you’re probably struggling to pick your teams – check out this infographic so you know which teams have the most new players and who you need to investigate for the coming season.
Club By Club Infographic Shows Transfer Activity This Summer Read More »
Players giving each other blow jobs, gigantic mascots squashing players, ridiculous deflections and a Cristiano Ronaldo Lionel Messi fist fight – it’s all here in this compilation.
The Best FIFA ’13 Glitches/Fails Read More »
Think you’ve got what it takes to beat 1734 other applicants to an internship with Dutch brewers, Heineken?
Heineken’s Job Interview You Can’t Prepare For Read More »
Nile Ranger is probably one of the dumbest/craziest footballers (ex-footballers?) ever and he’s proved it once again by getting his surname tattooed on his head.
Dumbest Footballer Ever Nile Ranger Gets His Name Tattooed On His Face Read More »
A wayward free kick from Ronaldo left this kid with his wrist broken in two places.
Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks 11-Year-Old’s Wrist With Free Kick Read More »
Rangers players thought they were in for a routine training session today, even though it was during a thunderstorm. That was until they almost got struck by lightning.
Rangers Players Almost Struck By Lightning At Training Ground Read More »
Eric Cantona tries his hand at rugby and pulls off epic trick shot – the man still has it.
Eric Cantona Pulls Off Tekkers Rugby Trick Shot Read More »
Girls probably say that Cristiano Ronaldo is good enough to eat – well now you can eat him as he’s leant his likeness to a pizza.
The Cristiano Ronaldo Pizza Read More »
Portsmouth fans managed to his a Portsmouth shirt and scarf inside the walls of Southampton’s new training ground.
Portsmouth Fans Troll Southampton Fans Read More »
Four teams from the Nigerian League have been suspended after allegations of match-fixing following their involvement in matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0.
Teams Suspended From Nigerian League After Match-Fixing “Allegation” Read More »
Patrik Jakubik is the 9 year old kid who is completely sick at football who we feature regularly on Sick Chirpse. Here’s his latest skills video, and he’s even better than before.
New Patrik Jakubik Skills Video Read More »
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
World’s Fastest Man Usain Bolt To Play For Manchester United Read More »
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
Infographic Displays The Essential Stats For The Three Amigos Read More »
In England, if the referee makes a bad call we call him a wanker. In Brazil, the referee stabs a player and then gets decapitated by the fans. Tomato, tomato.
Brazilian Football Fans Decapitate Referee After He Stabs Player Read More »
Ronaldinho is one of the most famous famous faces in the world, so out of all the products he could promote why has he chosen to start his own condom brand called ‘Sex Free?’
Ronaldinho Launches His Own Condom Brand In Brazil Read More »
Losing your job is never a good time, but it’s a lot worse when you find out live on TV.
Gus Poyet Fired As Manager Of Brighton Live On Air Read More »
Talksport’s Adrian Durham is at it again, with more moronic soundbites about US Open golf and football.
Talksport’s Adrian Dur-Dur-Durham Said Something Dumb (Again) Read More »
After featuring his awesome skills videos a couple of times recently, we decided to catch up with 9 year old Patrik Jakubik and talk to him about his love of the beautiful game and his hopes and dreams for the future.
When Mario Balotelli got Twitter everyone was stoked but he’s been relatively tame until now, but that might have finally changed as he called Usain Bolt out on it last night. But then pussied out immediately.
Mario Balotelli Calls Out Usain Bolt On Twitter And Then Pussies Out Read More »
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Season Review – Who Won The Big Sick Chirpse Merch? Read More »
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round Up Week 38/39 Read More »
Although it’s undeniable that Sir Alex Ferguson is a great manager with a great legacy, we’re personally pretty glad to see the back of him. Here’s why.
Lokeren keeper Boubacar Barry is a dead ringer for Tupac Shakur. Here he is getting his bell rung as he tries to stop a strike from Carlos Bacca.
Footage Of Tupac Shakur Lookalike Goalie Knocking Himself Out On Goal Post Read More »
Referees put up with loads of crap and we’ve gotta admire their patience, but this Russian linesman has had enough and lays the smack down on a player.
Footage Of Russian Linesman Losing His Temper And Punching An 18 Year Old Player Read More »
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League April Roundup Read More »
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
Bigotry In Sport: Have We Finally Hit Critical Mass? Read More »
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
Benfica Score Fifa Style Wonder Goal Read More »
Gareth Bale is one of the hottest properties in world football at the moment. He also does look a bit like a monkey, something that he was reminded of once or twice in an ill fated Twitter Q&A yesterday.
Gareth Bale’s #AskBale Twitter Q&A Hijacked Read More »
Looking back over Sick Chirpse, I’ve claimed roughly once a year since it began that the video I was writing about was the worst penalty ever. Well, this one tops them all and is 100% the worst I have ever seen.
Worst Penalty Kick Ever Read More »
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