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Joey Barton Lashes Out At Eni Aluko Again After She Says Stadiums Are ‘NOT Safe For Women’

If you thought that Joey Barton was going to start taking it easy on Eni Aluko just because she’s suing him for ‘extreme upset and distress’, then think again because clearly this guy does not know when to back off. Aluko claimed this week that football stadiums are ‘not safe for women’ and suggested that …

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Portsmouth’s Captain Promotion Speech Hilariously Interrupted By Teammate Getting His A*se Out

Huge achievement for Portsmouth being promoted to the Championship for the first time in 12 years, and one that clearly demanded an inspirational speech from captain Marlon Pack during the celebrations that followed. As Pack addressed the fans in attendance with a serious, heartfelt speech, teammate Joe Rafferty decided to interrupt by mooning the crowd: …

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Matt Le Tissier Is Now Doing Podcasts About The Resurrection Of Princess Diana & Other Insane Conspiracy Theories

You’ve got to feel bad for Southampton legend Matt Le Tissier. After being sacked by Sky Sports because of his views on the vaccine, COVID, chemtrails, and all the other things he should have just shut up about, he’s now sat awkwardly on some random man’s podcast where he’s being forced to listen to conspiracy …

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Ronaldo Loses The Plot As He’s Shown A Red Card For Elbowing Opponent, Then Threatens To Punch Referee

If you were wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo is getting on following his $200m-a-year move to the Saudi Pro League, it turns out he’s still regularly crying like a baby, throwing tantrums on the pitch and aggressively yelling in terrified referees’ faces. This is of course multiplied x 1000 any time Ronaldo is trailing in a …

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QPR Mascot Jude The Cat Has Been ‘Fired’ After Claims He ‘Flirted With Female Fans On Matchdays’

I don’t know how anyone could think that being a glorified furry would help you pull birds, but QPR mascot Jude the Cat has found out the hard way that it’s not appropriate to be flirting with female football fans on matchdays at Loftus Road. The man in the Jude the Cat costume has reportedly …

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Wrexham Fan, 21, Is Given Three-Year-Ban For ‘Racist’ Abuse After Shouting “English B*stards”

A Wrexham fan has been handed a three-year ban from football after being charged with ‘racist’ abuse for calling a group of Tranmere supporters “English b*stards.” Red Dragons supporter Daniel Thomas Monk, 21, admitted to a racially aggravated public order offence at Wrexham Magistrates’ Court this week. The incident dates back to Wrexham’s clash with …

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Norwegian Footballer Scores Wonder Goal, Says He Plans To W*nk All Night Watching The Highlight

Norwegian footballer Ole Sæter has given one of the wildest post-match interviews in recent memory after scoring a 30-yeard screamer against Sandefjord en route to a 2-0 victory for his club Rosenborg. The 28-year-old striker revealed his plans to celebrate by w@nking himself into oblivion for the whole night as he watched highlights of the …

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Ivana Knoll Confirms She Will Be At Euro 2024 After NSFW Domination Of The World Cup In Qatar

Croatian model Ivana Knoll was willing to risk death/imprisonment for a little bit of attention at the World Cup in Qatar a couple years back, but it turns out she had nothing to worry about because the Qataris (well, the locals at least) couldn’t get enough of her. Well, another international tournament is coming up …

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Barcelona Star Confronts Young Fan Who Insulted Him For A TikTok Video

A young football fan who mocked Barcelona defender Inigo Martinez as he left the training ground got something even better for the TikTok video he was filming: footage of Martinez getting out of his car and confronting him to his face! Apparently the young lad was yelling that Martinez was “stupid”, which seems pretty tame …

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Parents Are Withdrawing Their Daughters From A Girls Football Tournament Due To One Team Having 5 ‘Transgender’ Players

For years people have debated whether it’s fair for transgender women to compete against biological women in sport, considering the physical advantages that come with being born male. Well, it’s clear what one group of parents over in Sydney, Australia, think about the matter, with a row erupting this week over a youth football/soccer team …

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Joey Barton Responds As Eni Aluko Threatens To Leak ‘Years Of DMs’ Of Him ‘Kissing Her Black A*se’

Looks like there’s been another twist in the Joey Barton v Eni Aluko saga. After going on holiday and taking a break from social media to get away from Barton and his followers, Eni Aluko returned to the platform this week to poke fun at her arch nemesis for starting a GoFundMe to help with …

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AFC Bournemouth Women Have Thousands Of New Fans After Sharing Video Of New Signing Kelci Bowers

Huge week for AFC Bournemouth Women as they seem to be racking up thousands of new fans following the signing of new recruit Kelci Bowers, who has joined the Cherries on a season-long loan from Portsmouth. Is it the unreal quality of her goals? Her Messi-like tekkers? Her clutch performances in big games? I mean, …

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Brendan Rodgers Accused Of ‘Casual Sexism’ And Told To Apologise After ‘Good Girl’ Comment To BBC Reporter

Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers has come under fire after calling a female reporter a ‘good girl’ in a tense interview in which he refused to elaborate on a previous comment he had made. Rodgers’s Celtic haven’t been in the best form recently, but they managed to secure a scrappy 3-1 win at Motherwell on Sunday …

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