It’s been a hell of a few weeks for Joey Barton. Not only has he been forced to pay out £75,000+ to Jeremy Vine over the infamous bike nonce Tweet, he’s now also discovered that the police are charging him with ‘malicious communications’ over his Tweets to arch nemesis Eni Aluko. Here’s how Joey Barton …
I don’t know how someone can live in England, play football, and not have had a proper beer before, but apparently this is the case with Declan Rice, who has vowed to drink his first one if England win the Euros this Sunday. Rice told The Mail: “I remember saying that [before Euro 2020 final]. …
These days it seems all you have to do to go viral is be a conventionally attractive woman who opens her mouth during a street interview, whether that involves coming up with a classic catchphrase like ‘Hawk Tuah’, or sending a calm, emotionally supportive message to Gareth Southgate and the England squad for reaching the …
Playing under Mikel Arteta at Arsenal, Declan Rice obviously has high follicular standards for his managers, so it’s no surprise that his go-to cuss for the Slovakia manager following England’s 2-1 win yesterday evening was to call him a ‘bald c***’. Slovakia head coach Francesco Calzona was having a moan at the officials following his …
Absolutely wild claims by the mayor of Santiago del Teide in Tenerife today, as he claims that locals in his town have seen Jay Slater enjoying Euro 2024 football matches on the coast. Which I guess supports the theory that he could in a coma, if he’s been watching England play? Spanish police have spoken …
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The Euro 2024 is the biggest soccer tournament in Europe featuring the top 24 teams competing to be the champion. Despite the immense rivalry and competition, only some teams are considered favourites because of their unrivalled skill and experience. Jump right into the hype of the tournament by engaging in Euro 2024 betting and considering …
Unfortunately there’s no way Brits are ever going to get through a major football tournament without a bunch of fights kicking off in pubs around the country, and sure enough this was the horrific scene at a pub in Crossgate, Leeds this week during one of the games: Meanwhile in the pub… 🙈🏴👊 pic.twitter.com/hgjPsezz5n — …
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Real Madrid superstar and Champion’s League winner Jude Bellingham is the golden boy of England’s Euro 2024 campaign this summer, and as we know, every golden boy needs a WAG by his side to make us even more jealous of his multi-millionaire, footballer lifestyle. Introducing Dutch model Laura Celia Valk, who at 25 is five …
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67-year-old woman/sorcerer Jemima Packington from Bath claims that she can predict the future by throwing asparagus stalks into the air and then reading them when they land. Crazy, right? Well yeah it’s crazy, but let’s not dismiss Jemima outright, because here’s a bunch of things she’s managed to predict correctly thus far thanks to her …
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Meet Lucy Clark, the world’s first openly transgender referee, who has now made history by becoming the world’s first transgender manager in the top 5 divisions of English women’s football, having taken over at the helm of Sutton United. Naturally, JK Rowling had something to say about it on X after the news was Tweeted …
Luis Suárez, the Uruguayan forward renowned for his incredible goal-scoring prowess and fierc competitiveness, has had an illustrious career that spans top European leagues. After successful stints with clubs like Ajax, Liverpool, Barcelona, and Atlético Madrid, Suárez joined Inter Miami in Major League Soccer (MLS) in early 2024. His impact was immediate, as evidenced by …
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37-year-old Jamie Vardy is the only player still at Leicester from their 2014 Championship win and has really been with the club through it all and seen absolutely everything, so what better way for Leicester to win the Championship again ten years on than by having the man himself smash the ball into the net …
If you thought that Joey Barton was going to start taking it easy on Eni Aluko just because she’s suing him for ‘extreme upset and distress’, then think again because clearly this guy does not know when to back off. Aluko claimed this week that football stadiums are ‘not safe for women’ and suggested that …
Huge achievement for Portsmouth being promoted to the Championship for the first time in 12 years, and one that clearly demanded an inspirational speech from captain Marlon Pack during the celebrations that followed. As Pack addressed the fans in attendance with a serious, heartfelt speech, teammate Joe Rafferty decided to interrupt by mooning the crowd: …
You’ve got to feel bad for Southampton legend Matt Le Tissier. After being sacked by Sky Sports because of his views on the vaccine, COVID, chemtrails, and all the other things he should have just shut up about, he’s now sat awkwardly on some random man’s podcast where he’s being forced to listen to conspiracy …
Since the inception of the Premier League in 1992, there have been a total of 31 seasons in which seven clubs have lifted the trophy. Over the course of the last thirty years, exciting title races have occurred on numerous occasions. The 1994/95 campaign saw Manchester United and Blackburn Rovers go into the final day …
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If you were wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo is getting on following his $200m-a-year move to the Saudi Pro League, it turns out he’s still regularly crying like a baby, throwing tantrums on the pitch and aggressively yelling in terrified referees’ faces. This is of course multiplied x 1000 any time Ronaldo is trailing in a …
I don’t know how anyone could think that being a glorified furry would help you pull birds, but QPR mascot Jude the Cat has found out the hard way that it’s not appropriate to be flirting with female football fans on matchdays at Loftus Road. The man in the Jude the Cat costume has reportedly …
A Wrexham fan has been handed a three-year ban from football after being charged with ‘racist’ abuse for calling a group of Tranmere supporters “English b*stards.” Red Dragons supporter Daniel Thomas Monk, 21, admitted to a racially aggravated public order offence at Wrexham Magistrates’ Court this week. The incident dates back to Wrexham’s clash with …
Norwegian footballer Ole Sæter has given one of the wildest post-match interviews in recent memory after scoring a 30-yeard screamer against Sandefjord en route to a 2-0 victory for his club Rosenborg. The 28-year-old striker revealed his plans to celebrate by w@nking himself into oblivion for the whole night as he watched highlights of the …
Croatian model Ivana Knoll was willing to risk death/imprisonment for a little bit of attention at the World Cup in Qatar a couple years back, but it turns out she had nothing to worry about because the Qataris (well, the locals at least) couldn’t get enough of her. Well, another international tournament is coming up …
A young football fan who mocked Barcelona defender Inigo Martinez as he left the training ground got something even better for the TikTok video he was filming: footage of Martinez getting out of his car and confronting him to his face! Apparently the young lad was yelling that Martinez was “stupid”, which seems pretty tame …
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For years people have debated whether it’s fair for transgender women to compete against biological women in sport, considering the physical advantages that come with being born male. Well, it’s clear what one group of parents over in Sydney, Australia, think about the matter, with a row erupting this week over a youth football/soccer team …
Looks like there’s been another twist in the Joey Barton v Eni Aluko saga. After going on holiday and taking a break from social media to get away from Barton and his followers, Eni Aluko returned to the platform this week to poke fun at her arch nemesis for starting a GoFundMe to help with …
Huge week for AFC Bournemouth Women as they seem to be racking up thousands of new fans following the signing of new recruit Kelci Bowers, who has joined the Cherries on a season-long loan from Portsmouth. Is it the unreal quality of her goals? Her Messi-like tekkers? Her clutch performances in big games? I mean, …
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Celtic boss Brendan Rodgers has come under fire after calling a female reporter a ‘good girl’ in a tense interview in which he refused to elaborate on a previous comment he had made. Rodgers’s Celtic haven’t been in the best form recently, but they managed to secure a scrappy 3-1 win at Motherwell on Sunday …
A man has died after being struck by lightning during an amateur football game in Indonesia.
Wrexham’s sexiest fan Alaw Haf hits back at criticism over her recent photos.
