Cristiano Ronaldo Breaks 11-Year-Old’s Wrist With Free Kick
A wayward free kick from Ronaldo left this kid with his wrist broken in two places.
A wayward free kick from Ronaldo left this kid with his wrist broken in two places.
Rangers players thought they were in for a routine training session today, even though it was during a thunderstorm. That was until they almost got struck by lightning.
Eric Cantona tries his hand at rugby and pulls off epic trick shot – the man still has it.
Girls probably say that Cristiano Ronaldo is good enough to eat – well now you can eat him as he’s leant his likeness to a pizza.
Portsmouth fans managed to his a Portsmouth shirt and scarf inside the walls of Southampton’s new training ground.
Four teams from the Nigerian League have been suspended after allegations of match-fixing following their involvement in matches that ended 79-0 and 67-0.
Patrik Jakubik is the 9 year old kid who is completely sick at football who we feature regularly on Sick Chirpse. Here’s his latest skills video, and he’s even better than before.
Usain Bolt is being handed the chance to play for Manchester United. But can the World’s Fastest Man hack it at the top level?
Everyone loves The Three Amigos of Chelsea but how well did each of them do last season? We compare the stats.
In England, if the referee makes a bad call we call him a wanker. In Brazil, the referee stabs a player and then gets decapitated by the fans. Tomato, tomato.
Ronaldinho is one of the most famous famous faces in the world, so out of all the products he could promote why has he chosen to start his own condom brand called ‘Sex Free?’
Losing your job is never a good time, but it’s a lot worse when you find out live on TV.
Talksport’s Adrian Durham is at it again, with more moronic soundbites about US Open golf and football.
After featuring his awesome skills videos a couple of times recently, we decided to catch up with 9 year old Patrik Jakubik and talk to him about his love of the beautiful game and his hopes and dreams for the future.
When Mario Balotelli got Twitter everyone was stoked but he’s been relatively tame until now, but that might have finally changed as he called Usain Bolt out on it last night. But then pussied out immediately.
Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football Round-Up. Premiership round up for the season. Who came out on top? What lucky managers won some free shit?
Utd win the league. Wigan finally go down. Man CIty screw up in the Final. Mancini is gone. Spurs’ asses drop out. Chelsea secure Champs League. Week 38/39 of the Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football.
Although it’s undeniable that Sir Alex Ferguson is a great manager with a great legacy, we’re personally pretty glad to see the back of him. Here’s why.
Lokeren keeper Boubacar Barry is a dead ringer for Tupac Shakur. Here he is getting his bell rung as he tries to stop a strike from Carlos Bacca.
Referees put up with loads of crap and we’ve gotta admire their patience, but this Russian linesman has had enough and lays the smack down on a player.
Gareth Bale shits goals. Bentekkers is a monster. Man Utd have won it again. Thank God QPR are down with Reading.
It’s been a hell of a week for confused, angry right-wing types in sporting circles on both sides of the pond. We take a look at why racists and homophobes are foaming at the mouth more than usual…
Europa League Semi-Finalists Benfica leave the world of football salavating after they score what can only be described as a sublime team goal. Portuguese tekkers.
Gareth Bale is one of the hottest properties in world football at the moment. He also does look a bit like a monkey, something that he was reminded of once or twice in an ill fated Twitter Q&A yesterday.
Looking back over Sick Chirpse, I’ve claimed roughly once a year since it began that the video I was writing about was the worst penalty ever. Well, this one tops them all and is 100% the worst I have ever seen.
Find out what happens when you get ‘brave’ enough to take on a mounted policeman. You might be able to guess.
A team of Japanese boffins built a robot goalkeeper to take on Barcelona’s Lionel Messi.
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
Corner kicks are an art form, but it’s hard to get them right when somebody decides to put the equivalent of a lake on the corner flag.