Youth Goalkeeper With Tourette’s Sent Off For Swearing
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
14 year-old Goalie, Owen Thompson, was sent off for telling the ref to fvck off despite suffering from Tourette’s syndrome. He’s now been banned for 2 games and fined £25. Mental.
QPR still haven’t won. Rafa still hasn’t won. Arsene has forgot how to win. AVB is even winning away now. The roundup of the weekend’s results in the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League.
Man VS Food’s Adam Richman isn’t just a massive fan of food – apparently he also loves Tottenham Hotspur. Who would have thought it? Here’s a video of him going mental over Gareth Bale and the like and bursting into tears as he finally sees the hallowed turf.
No one got the sack this week. Southampton’s Goalie has a ‘mare. Rafa doesn’t want Chelsea to score. If your club is from Manchester they will win. If your club is called QPR – there is a chance that not even Harry can save you.
Nearly England manager, nearly Ukraine manager and now the main man at QPR. Who is Harry planning on bring in for the Hoops? More importantly who would his Ultimate XI be? Courtesy of FIFA 13 we bring you Redknapp’s World XI.
Clattenburg is not racist. Sparky is gone. Benitez is booed. Sunderland score goals now. Southampton aren’t shit. QPR are still shit. The weekly roundup from the weekend’s footy.
RDM = no job. Mark Hughes = has a job. Chris Houghton = Blow job off Delia Smith. Big week in the Premiership and more importantly the Sick Chirpse Fantasy League – check it.
There have been some questionable decisions made in the Premier League recently (hello Mark Clattenburg) but imagine if one of the teams reacted like this and kicked the absolute crap out of the referee for sending a player off. It can only be Argentina.
Becks has up and quit the La Galaxy and his US Soccer project – but who will he make the move to? West Ham? Spurs? Manchester Utd? PSG? AC Milan? Or that weird Russian team that sign everyone?
RVP put Arsenal back in their box. Rooney forgot how to take a penalty. Fellaini was repping it. Tottenham’s asses dropped out. Mark Hughes’ QPR still haven’t won. At least Clattenburg didn’t ref this week.
Italian footballers have been criticised for diving willy nilly. Not these buggers though. They will destroy you given half a chance. Steer clear.
Rooney bangs goals in at each end. Mata wipes the floor with the Yids. Arsenal forget how shit Norwich are and let them win. Mark Noble bends over and shits out two goals.
Chris Kirkland lets in a goal and is rewarded by getting dropped by a dirty Leeds hooligan. Mama said knock you out.
England are shit and there’s no getting around it. Here are three things we’d rather do than watch another England match ever again.
Spurs win away at Old Trafford. Lightning strikes twice for Suarez at Carrow Road. Everton keep on trucking. Chelsea sweep aside Arsenal. Hardly anyone bags any fantasy football points though…
Jimmy Bullard is hanging up his boots. SickChirpse bid a polite farewell to the most insane footballer since Gazza, as they celebrate some of his funniest moments.
Saints demoralise Villa. Utd win at Anfield. Chelsea top the league. Newcastle get a clean sheet. Lescott is still ugly as fvck. Week 5 Sick Chirpse League Round Up.
Disillusioned Australian people buy a shit load of Emile Heskey shirts. Newcastle Jets have run out of replica shirts of their new signing and have had to order 5,000 more. Mental.
A humorous look at some of the more “jolly” footballers of the past and present.
A look at the forthcoming pre-match handshake between Patrice Evra and Luis Suarez.
Bank on Carroll? Believe in Steve Fletcher? Or keep faith in RVP? Fingers crossed you didn’t think it was Chico time. Here’s the round up of the Sick Chirpse League.
Week Two is gone now. Have you stormed the league this week? Have your 15 transfers in week one helped you in the slightest? Or are you still shit at this managing malarky?
Sure, John Terry is almost certainly a total prick – although he can afford lawyers that can convince any court in the land otherwise – but he’s far from the worst of the already rotten bunch that make up the cream of professional football. Chin up, Chelsea fans!
Swamp soccer shits all over the equestrian. Let’s hope it becomes an Olympic sport soon, as we won’t get bored then.
Do you see yourself as the next Fergie? A tinkerman extraordinaire? Are you the real Special One? Whatever your managing style Sick Chirpse has the league for you.
We’re addicted. You’re addicted. Who gives a fvck. Twitter is everywhere and so are parody accounts. Here’s a shit-load from the top drawer. Enjoy Fuckers.