Don't try this at home.
The filthiest food porn.
Worse than a screaming baby by far.
Guaranteed to get you arrested.
Living in squalor.
Not a great combination.
When you order tacos but get teeth instead.
This is all kinds of wrong.
I thought the food smelt weird.
This puts the ick in sickening.
No, those aren’t bottles of lemonade.
Pure vomit material.
But who actually puts mashed potatoes on toast though?
Only a fiver for a bottle.
Not for the squeamish.
And you thought you had a lot to drink last night.
One of the most repulsive stories you will ever read.
Seriously revolting content.