Nerd Fight! Police Called When Dr. Who Fans Crash A Star Wars Convention
Star Wars and Dr. Who fans get into the world’s lamest altercation.
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Panama’s Very Own Mr T Peels Coconuts With His Teeth
Mr T is/was awesome, but I reckon this guy might be even cooler…..
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Kai The Hero Celebrity Hitchhiker Arrested For Murder; Claims He Was Drugged And Raped By The Man He Allegedly Murdered
Wow. You may remember a couple of months ago that…
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Nigel Farage Attacked By Angry Mob In Scotland; Takes Refuge In Pub
Nigel Farage has received a less-than-warm welcome in his trip to Scotland. Could his poor planning be anything to do with his constant boozing?!
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Chinese Guys Smash Up £227K Supercar To Prove Point But Nobody Gets It
Some Chinese guy was pissed at the manufacturer who sold him his car so he smashed it up outside their offices as people watched in bemusement.
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BBC Radio Presenter Pulled Off Air For Being Completely Wasted On Her Last Day
Paula White of BBC Radio Stoke celebrates the end of her afternoon radio show a little too early and ends up getting pulled off air for being drunk
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This Couple Were Dumped By Gordon Ramsey And Have Biggest Meltdown In Social Media History On Facebook
This is the reason why idiots and people who don’t understand social media should never be allowed on Facebook.
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Swaziland Witches Banned From Flying Above 150 Metres On Broomsticks
Swaziland, the landlocked African nation, has brought in a new law this week which demonstrates their very old way of thinking.
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A Video Of A Syrian Rebel Eating A Soldier’s Heart Has Gone Viral
Stuff is pretty serious over in Syria right now but this video has taken it to a whole new level and a level of hatred that I don’t think I’ve ever seen before.
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The Frontman From Christian Metalcore Band As I Lay Dying Has Allegedly Hired A Hitman To Murder His Ex Wife
As I Lay Dying’s frontman Tim Lambesis has been arrested for allegedly conspiring to kill his wife after attempting to hire a hitman.
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Richard Branson Lost A Bet With Tony Fernandes And Had To Dress Up As An Air Stewardess And It Was Completely Rank
After losing a bet with another billionaire, Virgin boss Richard Branson has dressed up as a stewardess. The results aren’t pretty.
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Westboro Baptist Church Plan To Protest Slayer Guitarist’s Funeral; How Do You Think That’s Going To Turn Out?
Godawful hatemongers the Westboro Baptist Church have turned their sights on Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman’s funeral for their next place of protest.
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There’s A 9m Tall Creeping Wall Of Ice Attacking Canadians Right Now
A wall of ice rumbling around smashing up houses? No thanks.
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Here Is A Map Of All The McDonalds In America And Unsurprisngly It’s A Pretty Worrying Image
Although it’s no surprise how many McDonalds there are in America, it’s kind of sobering when you see all their locations on one map and realise just how much of the place is covered with fast food restaurants.
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This Is The World’s Most Expensive Mobile Phone – It Costs $15 Million And Has A Black Diamond As The Home Button
Think you’re pretty hot because you got an iPhone 5 the day it came out? That ain’t nothing compared to this $15m mobile.
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Some Dumbass American Has Created A Gun You Can Print Using A 3D Printer, Which Is Obviously A Bad Idea
A rogue American company has created the world’s first printable gun, because if there’s one thing humanity needs, it’s more readily available ways to shoot each other.
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27 Years On Sir Alex Ferguson Has Finally Decided To Leave Manchester United And We’re Pretty Stoked On It
Although it’s undeniable that Sir Alex Ferguson is a great manager with a great legacy, we’re personally pretty glad to see the back of him. Here’s why.
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Guy Receives ‘Threatening Dildo’ After Run-In With Tractor Supply Company
I’ve received a lot of weird and unwelcome shit in the post, but a dildo calling me a dick would definitely top all of them.
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Missing Cleveland Teens Found After 10 Years; Hero Describes Events Regarding Her Discovery In Hilarious And Slightly Racist Interview
Three Cleveland teens who had been missing for over a decade were found alive a couple of days ago, which is undoubtedly great news. The best thing about the whole incident though was this interview with the guy who helped them escape, which is sure to go viral.
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Perfect Bank Holiday Hangover Cure: Another New Queens Of The Stone Age Track
Queens of the Stone Age tease at up and coming album …Like Clockwork with a new song and an awesome animated video.
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U.S. Judge Takes Cash Bribes From Private Prisons In Return For Maximum Sentences
In an incident of the worst possible kind of corruption and injustice, an American judge was taking cash handouts from private prisons in return for maximum sentences. Luckily, he got caught.
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Topless Tobogganing In Germany? May As Well (NSFW)
Sometimes I like to think I’m writing intelligent articles on progressive topics. Sometimes I remember I’m just a gutter dwelling, boob watcher like everyone else. Oh well.
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LA Woman Has The Worst Boob Job Of All Time
Debbie from L.A. is the victim of what is probably the worst boob job of all time. Check out the NSFW pics here.
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Why We Should All Be Worried About UKIP
We examine just why the UK Independence Party’s recent victories are very, very bad news for the country.
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Women From Women’s Institute Get The Wrong Memo And Attend A Talk With A Victim Of Piracy In Full Pirate Costumes
The members of a North Devon W.I. were left a little red-faced when they realised they’d worn fancy dress to a talk from a man who was abducted by Somali pirates.
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Smallest, Most Expensive And Most Intensively Awesome Cartoon Ever Made
This week IBM have broken the world record for the smallest animation. It’s called “A Boy And His Atom” and it’s mind blowing. The clever little buggers.
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Mountain Dew Forced To Pull ‘The Most Racist Advert Of All Time’ Featuring Tyler The Creator, Odd Future And A Goat
If you get Tyler The Creator and Odd Future involved in making commercials for you, you know it’s going to be controversial. Nobody probably saw it being dubbed the most racist advert of all time though, mainly because it isn’t really that racist.
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Get Ready To Feel Utterly Disgusted: Mother Forces Her 14 Year Old Daughter To Inseminate Herself
Mother who is blocked from adopting more children terrifies her daughter in to impregnating herself with sperm bought on the internet.
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Six Men Plead Guilty To EDL Bomb Plot
I’m sure there’s no shortage of people who want to see the EDL get what’s coming to them, but these guys epically failed to do it.
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Afghanistan Air Crash Video (Plane Falls Out Of The Sky)
We’ve never seen a plane stall and just drop out of the sky. Now thanks to this video we have though and we’re not really sure how to feel about it.
