The US Navy Has A Shiny New Laser Cannon
The US Navy has spent $32 million building a giant laser cannon. Check out the video of them firing it at a drone in the sky.
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Entire Russian Town Being Eaten By Massive Sinkholes
Recently we posted footage of a Chinese chap being eaten by a sinkhole. Here’s loads of cars in the Russian town of Samara being consumed in the same way.
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Has Anyone Noticed That Thatcher’s Dead?!
Hardly anyone has mentioned this in the press, but Margaret Thatcher died this week. Trust us to have an article on this woefully under-reported story…
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Teeny Tiny Real Life Alien Found In Chile
That’s right! Water tight evidence of UFOs dropping off interstellar visitors to our planet.. or maybe it’s just a weird shriveled human?
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Ray J Taunts Kanye West & Kim Kardashian With Song ‘I Hit It First’
R&B singer and grown man Ray J releases a new track reminding Kanye West & Kim K that he ‘hit it first’.
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Inside North Korean Death Camps
Shin Dong-hyuk is the only man ever to have escaped from a death camp in North Korea. Here’s his grizzly tale….
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The Creator Of The Doomsday Clock Has Died Which Obviously Means We’re All Going To Die
Probably not to be honest, but stuff is escalating over there and Martyl Langsdorf did foreshadow a lot of the nuclear problems the world would face with the creation of The Doomsday Clock, so you never know.
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World’s Largest Nutella Heist
The world’s biggest Nutella heist went down yesterday, with over five tonnes of the delicious chocolate spread being stolen. But what the hell are the robbers going to do with it?
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Boris Johnson Hits Incredible Basketball Trick Shot
Boris Johnson seems like a pretty popular guy, and his popularity is probably going to increase even more after this footage of him hitting an amazing basketball trick shot emerged today.
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One Direction Fans Attempt To Understand Harry Styles’ Tweet About Margaret Thatcher’s Death
You would probably assume that One Direction fans – or Directioners – are stupid, uneducated and uncultured but this really proves it.
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Margaret Thatcher Has Died
The BBC are reporting that Margaret Thatcher has died this morning following a stroke.
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The Sick Chirpse Half Arsed Guide To Dark Matter
What is dark matter and why exactly does it matter? This is a question that nobody has been able to answer yet, but we take a look at the facts that are currently known about it and try to get to the bottom of the mystery.
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Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Chinese Sell Live Turtles In Necklaces
The Chinese aren’t exactly known for their tough stance on animal cruelty. Here’s a horrid example – entombing live turtles in plastic for the sake of fashion.
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Russian Man Murders Friend By Sticking His Foot Up His Ass
If you’re ever drinking with your buddies and one of them really pisses you off and there aren’t any weapons around, then it’s good to know you can stick your foot so far up someone’s ass that they’ll die.
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North Korea VS America
With tensions rising between both countries, we here at Sick Chirpse are here to hold your hand and talk you through it all. It’s North Korea VS America!
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Army Veteran Tattoos His Dog, Posts Picture On Facebook
A crazy army veteran has tattooed the stomach of his 5 month old dog and posted photos on Facebook. It’s only a matter of time before PETA lose their rag, again.
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It’s Not A Crime To Be An Asshole
University “Spotted!” pages are causing a storm of controversy for their unpleasant comments. But abuse is the price we pay for free speech.
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Irish Town Legalises Drinking & Driving
If you live in the small Irish town of Kilgarvan, you can do one of the stupidest things a person can do, legally!
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World War Z: The Death Rattle For Zombie Movies?
The second trailer for Brad Pitt’s new movie, “World War Z”, has been released. Sadly, it doesn’t make the film look any better than the first trailer did.
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Ford Forced To Apologise After Publishing Advert Showing Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi Kidnapping Women
To make this even weirder, the advert was published in India. Does anyone in India care about Silvio Berlusconi or even know who he is?
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Video Games: The Room Review
Sick Chirpse gets its head well and truly fucked with BAFTA winning puzzler The Room.
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Pro Wrestler X-Pac Splits Butt Hole Open
The most homoerotic move in wrestling history backfires on wrestler, literally.
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Amazing Footage Of A Sinkhole In China Swallowing An Unlucky Passerby
Sinkholes are fucking scary. Imagine just walking along and then boom, there’s no ground anywhere around you and you’re falling into a massive pit. That’s exactly what happened to this guy.
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Justin Bieber Spat On His Neighbour; Neighbour Files Assault Charges
After his recent UK tour it’s pretty clear that Justin Bieber is turning into a snot nosed brat in his late teens, but the dispute he’s been having with his neighbour anf his actions during it might surprise a few people.
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Nobody Believes That A Fan Sent Jared Leto A Severed Ear, So He Posts A Picture On Instagram To Prove It (Kinda NSFW)
I guess all reasonable doubt goes out of the window now he’s posted a picture of a severed ear on the internet, right?
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Neville Neville – Father Of Gary And Phil – Arrested Over Alleged Sexual Assault Charge
There’s obviously absolutely nothing funny about a woman getting raped but it is kind of funny that the chief suspect in the case is the father of Gary and Phil Neville, the one and only Neville Neville.
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Henry Rollins And The Steubenville Case
As the Steubenville Rape Case continues to progress, even after conviction, for further evidence coming to light – Henry Rollins speaks the most sense.
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Texas Woman Accidentally Burns Down Her House After Setting Fire To A Snake
It’s probably stereotypical and slightly racist to think all Texans are as dumb as George W. Bush, but then one of them does something like this and you kind of believe it might just be true.
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Richard Littlejohn, The Daily Mail And A Transgender Teacher Who’s Committed Suicide
Online petition calling for the sacking of Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn after the subject to the one of his articles commits suicide.
