This Man Keeps Getting Arrested For Masturbating In Front Of Horses
Come off it mate.
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Tesco Is Now Selling Nando’s Hottest Sauce Ever
Think you can take it?
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The Eels In The Thames Are ‘Hyperactive’ Due To Its High Cocaine Levels
That London cocaine problem.
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You Can Now Buy A £12 Anti Snoring Pillow From ASDA
One of the worst things about sleeping in a bed…
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The Poo On The McDonald’s Touchscreens Is All Down To The Customers
Nothing to do with McDonald’s.
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Mark Ruffalo Just Accidentally Revealed The Title Of The New Avengers Movie
The Avengers is one of the biggest movie franchises in…
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Floyd Mayweather Has Lost $50 Million Through Gambling Since 2017
That’s why he’s coming out of retirement to face Manny Pacquiao again.
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Watch This Woman Fix A Dent In Her Car With Her Massive Dildo
Get a girl who can do both.
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Watch This Depressing Video Of A ‘Spice Zombie’ Writhing Around On The Floor In Hull City Centre
The spice problem is getting worse.
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A Man With A One Inch Penis Has Opened Up About Life With A Micropenis
Doesn’t sound that great.
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Middle Class Women Are Wrapping MDMA In Brie And Swallowing It At Dinner Parties
It’s called ‘Brieing’.
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Vegan Horrified After Accidentally Eating Hoisin Duck In Sainsbury’s Vegan Falafel Wrap
Bad move Sainsbury’s.
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The Eagles Of Death Metal’s Lead Singer Has Condemned The Parkland Campaigners As ‘Vile Abusers Of The Dead’
‘As the survivor of a mass shooting I can tell you from first-hand experience that all of you protesting and taking days off from school insult the memory of those who were killed.’
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The World’s First Sausage Dog Cafe Is Coming To The UK
Try to contain yourself.
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Katie Hopkins Is Not Allowed To Return To The UK After Inciting Racial Hatred In South Africa
We all found out that Katie Hopkins was in South…
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Mum Defends Taking Her Children Hunting Animals As It Keeps Them Off Their Smartphones
She’s probably right but still.
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A Bacon Toaster Is Finally Available In The UK
Top of my Christmas list.
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There’s Now A 12 Pack Beer Vest So You Don’t Have To Keep Going To The Fridge
The answer to all my prayers.
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The First Drop Test For The iPhone 8 Will Break Your Heart
Another fantastic innovation from Apple.
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Watch Dan Btlzerian Talk About His Wildest Gambling Experiences
Once he lost $6 million on a coin toss.
