There are a lot of perverts out there.
Prepare to be terrified.
A long way from home.
A sordid abuse of police time and money.
The last person you’d want around your kids.
This is weird.
The furniture accessory for horror lovers.
Modern day tragedy.
Bet that was awkward.
50 shades of creep.
He's got guilty written all over his face.
Mrs. Robinson eat your heart out.
The ultimate love rat.
Can the tales of Pokemon Go related woe get any stranger?
The things people do for love.
No holds barred.
This looks weird as fuck.
Probably not the words of encouragement you really want to be hearing.