Newcastle Fan Punches Horse, Probably Wishes He Didn’t Now
Find out what happens when you get ‘brave’ enough to take on a mounted policeman. You might be able to guess.
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Lionel Messi Vs Robot Keeper
A team of Japanese boffins built a robot goalkeeper to take on Barcelona’s Lionel Messi.
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Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?
Sick Chripse takes some time to answer one of life’s most asked questions, “Where On Earth Is Neville Southall?” Neville Southall opens up advice website to help the goalkeepingly challenged.
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Paolo Di Canio’s Trying To Ban The Press From Sunderland
The new manager for Sunderland F.C. has been getting a bit annoyed at people who use his fascistic past to label him as a fascist, for some reason.
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Worst Conditions For A Corner Kick Ever
Corner kicks are an art form, but it’s hard to get them right when somebody decides to put the equivalent of a lake on the corner flag.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 31 Roundup
Fulham win away? Bale’s hamstrings finally given up. McManaman avoids doing time. Lamps hits 200 not out. Rio makes his case for a call-up. Man City’s assholes drop out.
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Famous People Are Stupid Too
You don’t need a brain to become famous in this life. But you do need to be an idiot to listen to people who are.
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Chicken Invades Blackburn Game, Again
Say hello to football’s latest pitch invader – The Blackburn Chicken.
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Is This The Worst Leg Break In Football History?
Broken bones are never pretty and this one shows us why. Is this the worst leg break in football history, ever?
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Weasel Invades Swiss Football Match, Bites Player
It’s always great when football matches are invaded, but it’s even better when a match is invaded by a weasel-like creature who bites a player.
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Curtis Woodhouse Confronts Twitter Troll Live On Television
The whole world stood still and watched Curtis Woodhouse live tweet his attempts to track down a loser who had been trolling him on twitter, only for his quest to be unsuccessful. Well, some TV show decided to bring them face to face a couple of days later.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 30 Roundup
Week 30 finishes on a very low point for the…
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Footballer Turned Boxer Curtis Woodhouse Destroys A Twitter Troll By Tracking Him Down And Confronting Him
Twitter finally went out of control today, when a troll pissed off boxer Curtis Woodhouse so much that he decided to track him down and sort him out in real life. He live tweeted it the process too, obviously.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 29 Roundup
Spurs get North LDN bragging rights. Utd win, again. QPR win away. But most crazy of all – Downing scored. Fuck off. No really he did. Mental. O and some weird Arsenal fan does a shit rap.
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Sepaktakraw
Sepaktakraw is a crazy sport from Indonesia which is best described as a version of football volleyball that encourages you to hit a bicycle kick every point. It’s pretty out of control crazy.
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In The Box – Subbuteo Photography Book
Subbuteo used to be cool back in the 80’s when there was no such thing as video games then it kinda died out. But apparently there’s a whole subculture of nerds holding Subbuteo tournaments all over Europe, and a new photobook has painstakingly documented this obsession.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 27 Roundup
The FA Cup is sick but watching football highlights on ITV is testament to putting sandpaper to my dick. Nevermind all that though – here’s this week’s fantasy league roundup.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 26 Roundup
Bale wipes his ass with the Toon. Utd march on. Gareth Barry assasinates Man City’s title race. Will someone sack Rafa Benitez, please. This week’s fantasy football roundup.
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1996: West Ham Fan Tells Harry Redknapp That Scott Canham Is Better Than Frank Lampard
Harry Redknapp had to defend his decision to sell Scott Canham and keep Frank Lampard back in 1996, when a loud-mouth fan questions his judgement and managerial abilities. What an idiot.
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The Adverts Were The Best Bit Of The Super Bowl 2013
The Super Bowl 2013 was not worth the hype, but I definitely think some of these adverts were…
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9 Year Old Patrik Jakubik Is Completely Sick At Football
I wish I was as good as this kid is at football now, let alone when I was 9 years old.
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Week 25 Roundup
QPR keep two clean sheets. Demba Ba does an impression of Adam Ant. Man Utd keep on winning. When the fvck is Abramovich gonna sack Rafa? Gareth Bale still looks like a monkey.
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The Unsung Heroes: The Best Saves Of 2012
We covered the goals pretty comprehensively on Sick Chirpse at the end of 2012 but we carelessly neglected the guys between the sticks. These saves are completely outrageous.
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The UK’s Funniest Prank
It’s easy to prank someone in the 21st century and these guys nail it on one hapless victim, simply by phoning him and telling him he has trials at Oldham Athletic football club. He then proceeds to post a plethora of inane status updates about it that will make you piss yourself.
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Is This The Stupidest Free Kick Ever?
There’s no other way to describe this, other than you have to watch it because it’s the stupidest free kick you’ll ever see. You’ll know what I mean when you see it.
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Eden Hazard Sent Off For Booting Director Of Swansea’s Son In The Ribs During Match
Last night Eden Hazard was sent off for kicking the a Swansea ball boy during a match. It turns out the ball boy was the Director of Swansea’s son and he now had 80K Twitter followers.
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Colin Murray Sacked From MOTD2 For Being An Irritating Little Snot
Colin Murray has been axed from Match of The Day 2 because the other pundits find him irritating, like a lot of other people. The reaction seems to have been unanimously negative towards his dismissal, which I don’t understand.
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Stupidest Football Celebration Ever
This football celebration has got to be the weirdest football celebration I’ve ever witnessed. It’s done by the goalkeeper for a start, which is already kind of weird in itself because when does a goalkeeper ever perform a crazy goal celebration?
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Sick Chirpse Fantasy Football League Christmas Roundup
Aston Villa are still shit. RVP is the one. Why don’t Chelsea give Lamps a contract? Super Mario basically isn’t allowed to play for Man City anymore. The Premiership had a busy Xmas.
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Top 20 Goals Of The Brasileirao 2012
The Brasileirao is Brazil’s premier football league. Old tekkerz players and young sickheads make the goals scored there unbelievable. Check out the top 20 of 2012.
