This is not a joke.
Best combo ever.
The best prank of April Fool's Day by far.
This includes brutal workouts, insane amounts of food and a healthy dose of steroids.
We can't believe this actually worked.
These aren't the actions of a man who's particularly worried about his job.
Tragedy struck near the Andes yesterday.
You're not even going to even consider thinking about eating any of these.
We could really go for a tub of Fully Baked right now.
Food porn + underwear = tasty.
That is not a tasty burger.
Is there any way this won't melt in your hand?
The menu sounds absolutely disgusting.
Who would you nominated to spend a night up there?
Holy mother of Christ.
That's great, but can we really believe them?
If you want promoters to listen to you, then this is how you do it.
Would you rather have a waffle-sized dinosaur or a dinosaur-sized waffle?
Greater Manchester police have released this recording of some dopey guy calling 999 to report his pizza is late.
Panda Pops and Taz Bars anyone?
The presenter was asking him questions that he didn't like about selling expensive cereal in one of the poorest boroughs in London.
So you think you can eat?
Hopefully it isn't too long before every house in Japan has one of these.
No more looking at menus and having to make a decision yourself.
Tell your nan they sent a lamb chop into space and see if she believes you.
Smoking Twix bars is the new robbing a B&H Gold from your nan.
People in some countries like to put really weird flavours in their mouth.