Finally the phrase comes in useful. Sort of.
Now this is cool.
The residency begins May 14th.
Can this guy do any wrong?
What do you think is going to happen in this situation?
Good for them.
Good news for the dudes out there.
There are a lot of strange pizza-eating people in the world, including us.
This is not a joke.
Best combo ever.
The best prank of April Fool's Day by far.
This includes brutal workouts, insane amounts of food and a healthy dose of steroids.
We can't believe this actually worked.
These aren't the actions of a man who's particularly worried about his job.
Tragedy struck near the Andes yesterday.
You're not even going to even consider thinking about eating any of these.
We could really go for a tub of Fully Baked right now.
Food porn + underwear = tasty.
That is not a tasty burger.
Is there any way this won't melt in your hand?
The menu sounds absolutely disgusting.
Who would you nominated to spend a night up there?
Holy mother of Christ.
That's great, but can we really believe them?
If you want promoters to listen to you, then this is how you do it.
Would you rather have a waffle-sized dinosaur or a dinosaur-sized waffle?