Someone’s Made The Ultimate Fast Food Birthday Cake And It Looks Completely Fucking Gross



It’s finally happened – someone has made a food combination hybrid that is way too much for the average person to deal with.

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The dish is a fast food birthday cake and it’s the brainchild of a guy called Milton Lai from Sydney, Australia. He’s decided to whip up a combo cake using items from his three favourite fast food restaurants; McDonald’s, Domino’s and KFC.

Milton reckons it costs about £70 to make and feeds around 10 people. It also looks completely and utterly insane – Milton takes you through making it with these photographs.

First, use a Domino’s Pizza as a base.

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Secondly, stack up a bunch of Chicken McNuggets on the crust of the pizza and then whack a whole pile of McDonald’s fries in the pit you’ve created.

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Top that with another pizza and a bunch of double cheeseburgers from McDonald’s.

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After this, add another pizza on top of that and whack the KFC chicken pieces on top of that, before adding the finishing touch of gravy on the top. Mmmmmm.

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Milton also has some rules for making it and has claimed that it’s been pretty well received by everyone he’s made it for so far:

The cake has got to hold itself together without props, must slice nicely and be eaten as a slice and not pulled apart.

You need to make sure that the chicken wings align nicely with the pizza slices themselves.

They’re supposed to be a kind of garnish – ‘the cherry on the top’ – due to the fact that they have bones.

Overall, it was a success in my eyes and everyone else’s eyes – and stomachs.

I’d like to leave this out there for inspiration for others to top, with improved heights and grander designs.

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Got all that? I personally think it looks kinda gross and don’t think I would even be able to eat one slice of it these days, but if I was back at uni then I probably would have been all over it. Probably would have been in heaven if I was seven years old too. It just looks like too much these days though – if anyone wants to make one and send it to us though, I’ll give it a go sure.

For more insane food creations, check out the pizzaburger. Nothing compared to this but still pretty insane.



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