'Uhm, a court date is still a 'date' right?!'
Nowhere is safe.
Seriously not happy.
Just break up.
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
Have a break, have a Kit Kat cake.
May the power of Christ compel you.
Someone call the vets cuz my cat's sick AF.
Two peas in a pod.
All in the name of the Federal Reserve.
No big deal.
The camera doesn't lie.
We'd expect nothing less.
No horror stories for the President.
Your vote really does count.
When karaoke threatens your freedom.
The power of the internet helped the police track these pricks down.
Finally getting what she deserves.
Nature can be so gross.
That kick was nasty.
It's the sequel we've all been waiting for.
Probably worth it.
50 shades of crazy.
When you're craving M&Ms but can't afford them.