An extreme reaction.
Two birds with one stone.
The ultimate diss.
I'm never going to the doctor again.
Weirdest news of the day.
Don't mess with this pussy.
This guy's lucky he didn't get his face ripped off.
He loses them by taking the dirt paths in the forest.
It's not just a word.
Need to visit immediately.
What a pair of absolute jokers.
Some of you may not worry as your balls are already in this condition.
Pretty weird punishment.
Welcome back champ.
He could've died.
The male equivalent of vaginal rejuvenation.
That looks like fun.
More bangers than a firework shop.
What a load of bollocks.
No shit Scotty T.
Put it away dude.
When death means nothing to you.
Gotta catch 'em all.
You've gotta hand it to him - this makes sense.
Feel good story of the day.