Remember a while ago when members of the US air force got busted for drawing giant penises in the sky over Washington State and how hilarious it was? Well, somehow it’s got even funnier.
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An investigation has been conducted into why members of the Electronic Attack Squadron 130 thought that it would be a good idea to draw the penis in the sky and this has dug up a radio conversation between the three men in the plane – a pilot, co pilot and electronic warfare officer – which is pretty much as dumb as you can imagine. Unfortunately, there’s no audio of this but even the written transcript of it is still pretty jokes:
EWO: “Draw a giant penis. That would be awesome.”
Pilot: “What did you do on your flight, ‘Oh, we turned dinosaurs into sky penises.’”
EWO: “You should totally try to draw a penis.”
Pilot: “I could definitely draw one, that would be easy. I could basically draw a figure eight and turn around and come back. I’m gonna go down, grab some speed and hopefully get out of the contrail layer so they’re not connected to each other.
Pilot (cont’d): “Dude, that would be so funny. Airliners coming back on their way into Seattle, just this big f*cking, giant penis. We could almost draw a vein in the middle of it too. Balls are going to be a little lopsided.”
Pilot (cont’d): “Balls are complete. I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft.”
EWO: “Which way is the shaft going?”
Pilot: “The shaft will go to the left.”
EWO: “It’s gonna be a wide shaft.”
Pilot: “I don’t wanna make it just like 3 balls.”
EWO: “Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick.”
Pilot: “Some like Chinese weather satellite right now that’s like, ‘What the f*ck?’”
Pilot (cont’d): “To get out of this, I’m gonna go like down and to the right. And we’ll come back up over the top and try to take a look at it.”
EWO: “I have a feeling the balls will have dissipated by then.
Pilot: It’s possible.”
Ridiculous.
Unfortunately for the pilots, the contrails stuck around in the sky a little too long and they got majorly busted by the public and their commanding officers. However, apparently they were really good guys and really good soldiers so they got let off with a slap on the wrists, which is a great end to the story as it would have really sucked if they had lost their job for doing something so hilarious. Good work.
